Barbara Boxer is set to appear in her lovely Klan gown. Somehow, she always knows exactly what to wear to these parties.
I'd love to attend...Just to stand back and gloat...
...and in a real highlight, Howard Dean will howl at the moon at midnite!
"Ashton Kutcher will sign his latest book..."I open my mouth...and stupid falls out."
ROFL! Thanks for posting, this one's a good one!
What about Al Gore? Why doesn't he have a major part in this?
"It's my party, and I'll whine if I want to".
Great casting! I can just picture Teddayza on-set giving advice about handling bottles of beer, watching your back in the Grand Canyon scene and ensuring her Gin-Soaked Raisin recipe has the 'proper' amount of gin.
Oprah will give cars to everyone, then pretend she didn't know anything about the taxes.
Madonna will lead the congregation in Kabbalistic performance celebrating her newfound moral consciousness, after which she will sign copies of her 80's book Sex for donations to Bev Harris.
Tim Robbins will introduce his new line of Polartec hats and scarves, called A Chill Wind.
Whoopi Goldberg could not be reached for comment, as she is still washing her mouth out with soap.
Bump....
And this party will be held on Martin Sheen's set of the West Wing, so that TV viewing Democrats could see what real White House parties are like.