Posted on 01/24/2005 3:18:10 PM PST by pissant
The tennis star was listed at No. 6 on Mr. Blackwell's annual top 10 list of worst-dressed women.
"Courting disaster with every style-free serve, black leather at the Open takes a lot of nerve!" he wrote about Williams in a statement released Tuesday. "From the Queen of Tennis to Fatal Fashion Menace — non-stop!"
Nicollette Sheridan of TV's "Desperate Housewives" is the worst of the worst when it comes to wardrobe, according to Mr. Blackwell.
"Let's crown her the Tacky Temptress of Wisteria Lane," Blackwell wrote.
Sheridan and Philadelphia Eagles receiver Terrell Owens took part in a "Monday Night Football" intro before the Eagles-Cowboys game two months ago. She tossed away her shower towel and appeared to be nude in the locker room.
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Nice caboose!
the baby got "back", as the rappers asy
shes scary makes my beeber ?
You key cars as statement?
She's got a butt as big as Hiterleys. Needs its own zipcode.
ping
Huh?
There is a difference between "dark, round, and firm" and "pale, stretched, and flabby."
THANK YOU!
Go Yankees!
Only when it's running around on a tennis court. When they're standing still, they look alike, IMO.
Not impressed, here.
This is hardly the case anymore.
Maybe she's going to join the Ladies WWF after her tennis career fizzles.
My husband says that his ex-wife has a frog body, meaning that she's large on top and has no butt and small legs. He tried to find a picture on line to show me what he was talking about and he found a site where the guy did an in depth analysis of how white women are seriously lacking in the derriere department in comparison to black and hispanic women. It was quite amusing.
My girlfriend of three years (also of the "darker" persuasion) has a body just like that except (to my everlasting regret) her bewbies are smaller.
How lucky can a get. She is also an MD and passionately rides sportbikes which is a passion of my own. Not a bad catch at all seeing as I first met her on the internet.
*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal.....
Thanks for the flashback! Serena & J-Lo should be proud of their cargo!
It wouldn't be so bad, but Serena's fashions are horrible.
The black outfit looks like something wrestlers wear.
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