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Why are coffeehouses over-run with DemocRATS?!?!? (Mod sets bongo aside, zots troll)

Posted on 12/14/2004 11:14:29 AM PST by CarolinaGOPer

I live in a college town in North Carolina, and recently I went into a coffee shop to innocently purchase a cup of coffee. What I instead found was a veritable den of sin, filled with Marxists and DemocRATS. To wit:

-The entire place stunk of patchoulli -Patrons were reading 'Tropic of Cancer', 'The Communist Manifesto', and 'Stupid White Men' -- titles that I would never want my good G*d-fearing children getting a hippie's length away from (of course, not a Bible to be found) -Two women were kissing (of course, I could only tell they were women upon further inspection, if you catch my drift; they seemed to be wearing very comfortable shoes) -Someone was actually playing *bongos* in the corner -The combined annual income of the patrons was less than what I paid for my car

Why is it, dear Freepers, that coffeehouses are controlled by these liberals? Why can't family-loving, G*d-fearing, red-blooded Americans simply get a cup of coffee without having our values completely desecrated?!? Are there any conservative coffeehouses, where this ridicuolousness is not tolerated?


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To: cweese
Hardee's has the best drive through coffee. Plus a great bacon egg and cheese biscuit!
81 posted on 12/14/2004 11:30:54 AM PST by OSHA (Actual DUer - Bush is going to jail. and will not be inaugurated the 44th President of the USA)
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To: Betis70

I love their greazy breakfast croissants, too. Yup, I am a heart attack in the making, lol!

The only thing that's saved me so far is being pg so much...I have to lay off the stuff then. :)


82 posted on 12/14/2004 11:31:23 AM PST by exnavychick (Just my two cents, as usual.)
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To: CarolinaGOPer; MEG33; dubyaismypresident; 4mycountry; Pan_Yans Wife; Charlie OK; E Rocc; dirtboy; ..
Got another likely troll here too.

Troll Patrol reporting for duty.

83 posted on 12/14/2004 11:31:24 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Lose the embedded reporters in our military.)
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To: Bella_Bru

But don't I always suggest 7-11??


84 posted on 12/14/2004 11:31:34 AM PST by StoneColdGOP (Name a shrub after me - something prickly and hard to eradicate.)
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To: stuartcr

I thought only liberals were so hyper sensitive. Guess not.


85 posted on 12/14/2004 11:31:34 AM PST by dmz
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To: CarolinaGOPer

You signed up today to complain about people in coffee houses? Get a life. Use the Dunkin Donuts drive-thru if hippies bother you so much.


86 posted on 12/14/2004 11:31:58 AM PST by rabidralph (Keep your laws off my money.)
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To: GodBlessRonaldReagan

A moose once bit my sister.


87 posted on 12/14/2004 11:32:01 AM PST by Politicalities (http://www.politicalities.com)
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To: CarolinaGOPer
CarolinaGOPer, Meet Mr. Robinson.


88 posted on 12/14/2004 11:32:14 AM PST by jslade (People who are easily offended......OFFEND ME!)
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To: CarolinaGOPer

"I am a long-time Free Republic poster"

What was your previous screen name?


89 posted on 12/14/2004 11:32:20 AM PST by Rebelbase (Who is General Chat?)
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To: CarolinaGOPer

So was it the books or the music that afeered yore Gawd-fearin' kids and values and such?


90 posted on 12/14/2004 11:32:25 AM PST by TheBigB (Smartass remarks $5.00...with extra pithiness $2.00 more!)
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To: CarolinaGOPer
Goodness .... I just moved to North Carolina from a blue state. I am a long-time Free Republic poster, but I had all of my login information saved on my old computer, so I created a new handle. I am not a *troll*, I assure you. I didn't realize I'd get so many replies in 15 minutes!!!

Then you should know the secret handshake!

91 posted on 12/14/2004 11:32:39 AM PST by OSHA (Actual DUer - Bush is going to jail. and will not be inaugurated the 44th President of the USA)
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To: JennysCool
Release the HOUNDS!

*************

Excellent idea!

I think the Viking Kittens can take care of themselves. ;)

92 posted on 12/14/2004 11:32:51 AM PST by trisham
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To: SF Republican

Why is it that you never see anyone at a coffee-house read the bible? Have YOU ever seen it? And if you want to be a lesbian in your own home, go ahead; but keep it out of my public space.


93 posted on 12/14/2004 11:32:56 AM PST by CarolinaGOPer
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To: CarolinaGOPer

You're going to be drinking ZOT pretty soon.


94 posted on 12/14/2004 11:33:26 AM PST by Cogadh na Sith (--Scots Gaelic: 'War or Peace'--)
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To: CarolinaGOPer

Tropic of Cancer is a geat book.


95 posted on 12/14/2004 11:33:30 AM PST by Borges
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To: OSHA
Bongos! Cool man! *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*


96 posted on 12/14/2004 11:33:50 AM PST by yankeedame ("Born with the gift of laughter & a sense that the world was mad.")
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To: CarolinaGOPer
Elitism - Plain and simple. They sit in there to be visible, awash in eclectic music and people who don't bathe. It's quite the model for tolerance, you know.

This makes me want to go to my local coffee shop, sit there for a couple of hours reading the Bible and have an Ann Coulter book clearly visible for all to see.

97 posted on 12/14/2004 11:33:53 AM PST by SaveTheChief ("It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech." - Senator Zell Miller)
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To: CarolinaGOPer
The town is indeed Chapel Hill,

Chock full of commies.

and it was Caribou Coffee

Unngh they are the official coffee of Jihad. Some Arab investment banks own a bunch of that

98 posted on 12/14/2004 11:33:54 AM PST by NeoCaveman (There is no dufu but DUFU and PJ Comix is its writer)
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To: Alouette
Find one where the cops hang out.

Where ever the cops hang out usually has the best food.

99 posted on 12/14/2004 11:34:01 AM PST by retrokitten (Merry Christmas to all my FReeper friends!)
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To: exnavychick

I can't remember the last time I had a donut actually. But for whatever reason, this thread has me wishing there was a Dunkin Donuts nearby.


100 posted on 12/14/2004 11:34:24 AM PST by Betis70 (I'm only Left Wing when I play hockey)
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