Why are coffeehouses over-run with DemocRATS?!?!? (Mod sets bongo aside, zots troll)

[CarolinaGOPer]

I live in a college town in North Carolina, and recently I went into a coffee shop to innocently purchase a cup of coffee. What I instead found was a veritable den of sin, filled with Marxists and DemocRATS. To wit:

-The entire place stunk of patchoulli -Patrons were reading 'Tropic of Cancer', 'The Communist Manifesto', and 'Stupid White Men' -- titles that I would never want my good G*d-fearing children getting a hippie's length away from (of course, not a Bible to be found) -Two women were kissing (of course, I could only tell they were women upon further inspection, if you catch my drift; they seemed to be wearing very comfortable shoes) -Someone was actually playing *bongos* in the corner -The combined annual income of the patrons was less than what I paid for my car

Why is it, dear Freepers, that coffeehouses are controlled by these liberals? Why can't family-loving, G*d-fearing, red-blooded Americans simply get a cup of coffee without having our values completely desecrated?!? Are there any conservative coffeehouses, where this ridicuolousness is not tolerated?

[TheBigB]

Hmmm....I say 8.5.

[Swanks]

You must be over on Franklin Street in Chapel Hill.

[2banana]

A more important question is - Why are you patronizing the place and helping them to stay in business?

[TheBigB]

I like cheese. Do you like cheese?

[Publius]

They were reading most of the same books when the beatniks started the whole coffeehouse thing back in the late Fifties.

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

My moose likes cheese.

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Your answer resides in your text:

I live in a college town...

The combined annual income of the patrons was less than what I paid for my car...

People with jobs, who have to grapple with the common reality of paying bills don't have time to hang out in coffee houses and smell funny. Conservatives have places to go, people to see, and things to produce.

[StoneColdGOP]

Was it a Starbucks?

[OSHA]

Bongos! Cool man! *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*

[eyespysomething]

ping

[USS Alaska]

Try 7-11 or Burger King, buy your coffee, drink it in your car. There shouldn't be any scumbags there.

[workerbee]

I smell something. I don't think it's freshly brewed coffee.

[evets]

[JennysCool]

Patrons were reading 'Tropic of Cancer', 'The Communist Manifesto', and 'Stupid White Men'

Right. Sure. Do I hear meows there in the distance?

[Nataku X]

Who else would pay $6 for a cup of coffee?

My anecdotal observation is that bottled water drinkers are Democrats too.

[Fierce Allegiance]

6 maybe 7
Fully formatted paragraphs, coherent, conservative.
I'm in a good mood today.

[OSHA]

There shouldn't be any scumbags there.

On the other hand there might be. Did you note the sign-up date?

[stylin_geek]

College town should be the first clue. Remember, students are mis-taught neo-marxism disguised as "critical thinking" about western exploitation.

What I suggest, if you want to create a ruckus, is to buy "How to Talk to a Liberal, if you Must" or "Treason" and prominently display or even read them in the coffee house.