[TheBigB]

Hmmm....I say 8.5.

[Fierce Allegiance]

6 maybe 7
Fully formatted paragraphs, coherent, conservative.
I'm in a good mood today.

[JennysCool]

25 replies and no response from the "GOPer"

Release the HOUNDS!

Err, kitties.

[timpad]

Concept shamelessly stolen from aMorePerfectUnion

Rate-a-Troll for CarolinaGOPer

Criterion	Your Score (1-10)	Comments
Creative use of imagery	10	Excellent, I can nearly smell the patchoulli from here!
Ability to divine income from appearance	10	Wow! And a whole room at a time!
Amount of work on a post we'll just ridicule	10	And still going, and going, and going...
Pretending to be conservative or a long-time FReeper	10	Tricky Troll!
Class warfare	8	Good, but likely too subtle for most of us family-loving, G*d-fearing, red-blooded Americans to detect.
Waiting long enough after sign-up to post	0	Same day. No good!
Naderite corporation-bashing	0	Not one rant against corporate coffee. Not one!
Bizarre facts	10	How long is a hippie?
Exclamation points	5	Only one, but four asterisks gets you a bonus!
Misspelled words	1	Try harder. To do otherwise would be ridicuolousness
Condescension while educating the ignorant evangelicals	10	Man, this one's on fire!

                                                                                             Total:  74   

WOO HOO! We've got one qualified for the Metal Round, where the RKBA comes in and hits 'em with manhole covers!

[puppetz]

As me old granny used to say, let the babies have their bottle. The Republican party is the true party of tolerance, and I have no problem with lefties reading, listening to and drinking wtfever they please. That stuff keeps their brains soft and mushy so they continue to lose elections.

And stay out of coffeehouses. Go down to the diner and get a cuppa Joe like a real man ;)

Or better yet a shot and beer