Rate-a-Troll for CarolinaGOPer
| Criterion | Your Score (1-10) | Comments |
| Creative use of imagery | 10 | Excellent, I can nearly smell the patchoulli from here! |
| Ability to divine income from appearance | 10 | Wow! And a whole room at a time! |
| Amount of work on a post we'll just ridicule | 10 | And still going, and going, and going... |
| Pretending to be conservative or a long-time FReeper | 10 | Tricky Troll! |
| Class warfare | 8 | Good, but likely too subtle for most of us family-loving, G*d-fearing, red-blooded Americans to detect. |
| Waiting long enough after sign-up to post | 0 | Same day. No good! |
| Naderite corporation-bashing | 0 | Not one rant against corporate coffee. Not one! |
| Bizarre facts | 10 | How long is a hippie? |
| Exclamation points | 5 | Only one, but four asterisks gets you a bonus! |
| Misspelled words | 1 | Try harder. To do otherwise would be ridicuolousness |
| Condescension while educating the ignorant evangelicals | 10 | Man, this one's on fire! |
Total: 74
WOO HOO! We've got one qualified for the Metal Round, where the RKBA comes in and hits 'em with manhole covers!
Woohoo!
Manhole covers it is!
Very well done, tip o' the hat.
You keep flaming the guy .... at this point who cares, I'm learning some good coffee facts and stuff. Let the rambling thread continue
LOL, I like it.
I think that needs to be the official RKBA rating system. I've added it to my homepage for quick reference.
I really like this new spreadsheet rating thingie - very creatively dismissive.