Why are coffeehouses over-run with DemocRATS?!?!? (Mod sets bongo aside, zots troll)

[CarolinaGOPer]

I live in a college town in North Carolina, and recently I went into a coffee shop to innocently purchase a cup of coffee. What I instead found was a veritable den of sin, filled with Marxists and DemocRATS. To wit:

-The entire place stunk of patchoulli -Patrons were reading 'Tropic of Cancer', 'The Communist Manifesto', and 'Stupid White Men' -- titles that I would never want my good G*d-fearing children getting a hippie's length away from (of course, not a Bible to be found) -Two women were kissing (of course, I could only tell they were women upon further inspection, if you catch my drift; they seemed to be wearing very comfortable shoes) -Someone was actually playing *bongos* in the corner -The combined annual income of the patrons was less than what I paid for my car

Why is it, dear Freepers, that coffeehouses are controlled by these liberals? Why can't family-loving, G*d-fearing, red-blooded Americans simply get a cup of coffee without having our values completely desecrated?!? Are there any conservative coffeehouses, where this ridicuolousness is not tolerated?

[OSHA]

Hardee's has the best drive through coffee. Plus a great bacon egg and cheese biscuit!

[exnavychick]

I love their greazy breakfast croissants, too. Yup, I am a heart attack in the making, lol!

The only thing that's saved me so far is being pg so much...I have to lay off the stuff then. :)

[Arrowhead1952]

Got another likely troll here too.

Troll Patrol reporting for duty.

[StoneColdGOP]

But don't I always suggest 7-11??

[dmz]

I thought only liberals were so hyper sensitive. Guess not.

[rabidralph]

You signed up today to complain about people in coffee houses? Get a life. Use the Dunkin Donuts drive-thru if hippies bother you so much.

[Politicalities]

A moose once bit my sister.

[jslade]

CarolinaGOPer, Meet Mr. Robinson.

[Rebelbase]

"I am a long-time Free Republic poster"

What was your previous screen name?

[TheBigB]

So was it the books or the music that afeered yore Gawd-fearin' kids and values and such?

[OSHA]

Goodness .... I just moved to North Carolina from a blue state. I am a long-time Free Republic poster, but I had all of my login information saved on my old computer, so I created a new handle. I am not a *troll*, I assure you. I didn't realize I'd get so many replies in 15 minutes!!!

Then you should know the secret handshake!

[trisham]

Release the HOUNDS!

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Excellent idea!

I think the Viking Kittens can take care of themselves. ;)

[CarolinaGOPer]

Why is it that you never see anyone at a coffee-house read the bible? Have YOU ever seen it? And if you want to be a lesbian in your own home, go ahead; but keep it out of my public space.

[Cogadh na Sith]

You're going to be drinking ZOT pretty soon.

[Borges]

Tropic of Cancer is a geat book.

[yankeedame]

Bongos! Cool man! *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*

[SaveTheChief]

Elitism - Plain and simple. They sit in there to be visible, awash in eclectic music and people who don't bathe. It's quite the model for tolerance, you know.

This makes me want to go to my local coffee shop, sit there for a couple of hours reading the Bible and have an Ann Coulter book clearly visible for all to see.

[NeoCaveman]

The town is indeed Chapel Hill,

Chock full of commies.

and it was Caribou Coffee

Unngh they are the official coffee of Jihad. Some Arab investment banks own a bunch of that

[retrokitten]

Find one where the cops hang out.

Where ever the cops hang out usually has the best food.

[Betis70]

I can't remember the last time I had a donut actually. But for whatever reason, this thread has me wishing there was a Dunkin Donuts nearby.