This Must Stop! (But how *can* it stop, if everyone keeps bumping?)

December 10, 2004 | immigrationreformactivist

[immigrationreformactivist]

Almost everywhere I go lately I see people picking their teeth of I assume plaque/food and sometimes flicking it away from them. Even when they don't flick it these people push elevator buttons I push, type on computer keyboards I use, and push doors I push. Where did this come from? It's like picking your teeth in public with your bare hands in the latest trend. In fact, I am in a computer lab on campus sitting next to some mofo picking his teeth as I type this -- seriously. This is gross and it must stop. Do people realize they are spreading their germs? Many more people need to make a big fuss about this!

[A Texan]

This "vanity" post is beyond stupid. Do you really think this is important enough to post as Breaking News.

[Constitution Day]

I haven't given it a lot of thought, but speaking of that, I need to get back to work.

[petercooper]

Poppy is a little sloppy... I caught a young Poppy on an old Rockford Files the other day. Now what was this topic about.... Oh yeah..

My first rule for restaraunts - if the glass in the front door is dirty, I will not eat there. If what you can see is dirty, just imagine....

[NeoCaveman]

But don't call him Shirley.

Wow only 55 seconds between set up and punch line.

[reagan_fanatic]

Whuhhh...?

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

"2 guesses about where my left hand is right now."

I wont touch that one. (No pun intended)"

C'mon! You know it doesn't start to get funny until after the third or fourth guess!

[chs68]

"I bite my toenails on the subway, but I don't spit the toenails...that would be gross."

Agreed. 100%.

And that is precisely why I first make sure I spray my toenails with a delicately-flavored spray (usually peppermint or spearmint).

That way, when I sit there on the subway chewing my toenails, I am also freshening my breath.

[William Terrell]

Geez. Maybe you guys ought to increase the scale range.

[johniegrad]

This "vanity" post is beyond stupid. Do you really think this is important enough to post as Breaking News.

MOTO.

[Smogger]

Blinking just positively rockets germs from your eyelashes into the atmosphere.

LOL! I am rolling on the floor after that one.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"C'mon! You know it doesn't start to get funny until after the third or fourth guess!"

So true!! But, some of the guesses may get us kicked out!!

[albee]

You just proved the point.....

STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES!

[rightinthemiddle]

"Mmm....he gotta pretty mouf, ain't he?"


(I wish somebody could post the screen shot of that one)

[scott0347]

immigrationreformactivist,
Did you notice what the mods did to your title?

"This Must Stop! (But how *can* it stop, if everyone keeps bumping?)"

Do you think the mods are trying to tell you something about silly threads?

[Petronski]

I love that one.

[lonevoice]

Someone leaked this breaking news!

Heh. You said leaked.

[Smogger]

bump to the top, baby!

[Americanwolf]

The scary thing is RF I understand what you just posted. :)

[End Times Sentinel]

Unless you have a screen shot, nothing will ever convince me this was really in breaking news...

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton

(Yes, she really said that

Peggy Noonan

The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

[peacebaby]

To All: Dang, it's hard to keep flossing when I'm laughing so hard. Thanks for the good laughs.