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Man superglued condom to penis
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Posted on 11/09/2004 6:46:58 AM PST by bedolido
A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his penis.
Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more children, reports National newspaper.
The man, from Topraiser in Constanta county, named only as NP in the paper, already has five children.
He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big so he stuck it on with glue.
After sex, the man realised he couldn't remove the condom and went to his village's medical clinic for help.
A nurse said: "He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end."
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To: bedolido
Senate Democrats ...."Can we super glue a Filibuster to a penis?
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posted on
11/09/2004 6:51:40 AM PST
by
TRY ONE
(NUKE the unborn gay whales!)
To: bedolido
Stop this man before he procreates AGAIN!.......(pro?).....
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posted on
11/09/2004 6:51:48 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Give someone enough EU-ROPE and they will hang themselves......out of pure frustration......)
To: mhking
If this isn't JD I dont know what is.
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posted on
11/09/2004 6:53:03 AM PST
by
day10
(Rules cannot substitute for character.)
To: bedolido
I can only assume that he realized the error of his plan as his problem grew larger with every bladder movement.
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posted on
11/09/2004 6:53:57 AM PST
by
zygoat
To: bikepacker67
In this case sandpaper would be a nice alternative.
To: Rebelbase
There once was a couple named Kelley
Who were buried stuck belly to belly,
Because in their haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly.
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posted on
11/09/2004 6:54:10 AM PST
by
AnAmericanMother
(. . . Ministrix of ye Chace (recess appointment), TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary . . .)
To: bedolido
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posted on
11/09/2004 6:54:14 AM PST
by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: lodwick; Cuttnhorse; operation clinton cleanup; Servant of the 9; catpuppy; null and void; ...
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posted on
11/09/2004 6:54:36 AM PST
by
Mo1
(one country, one Constitution, and one future that binds us)
To: dfwgator
"There's a certain unemployed lawyer from North Carolina who is ready to sue the condom company." There's a danger the evidence may not stand up in court; however, if it did, the condom maker could face stiff penalties.
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posted on
11/09/2004 6:54:37 AM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
("We deal in hard calibers and hot lead." - Roland Deschaines)
To: Happygal
And, amazingly, still on front page...;)
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posted on
11/09/2004 6:54:48 AM PST
by
TheBigB
("I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this ass-whoopin'!")
To: bikepacker67
Have you ever gotten acetone on your willy? Not fun, I am told.
To: bedolido
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posted on
11/09/2004 6:55:08 AM PST
by
Gone_Postal
(government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take it away)
To: AnAmericanMother
I bet this will be at least a 100 post thread. LOL!
To: bedolido
SuperGLUE?? I thought it said SuperGROW!!!!!!!!!
To: zygoat
Simple...poke a hole in it....
thag
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posted on
11/09/2004 6:56:09 AM PST
by
thag
(New "Thag" Line Required. Open to Suggestions.)
To: RadioAstronomer
LOL! Hope so!
I mean, the theme just BEGS for "augmentation", doesn't it?
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posted on
11/09/2004 6:56:35 AM PST
by
AnAmericanMother
(. . . Ministrix of ye Chace (recess appointment), TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary . . .)
To: bedolido
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posted on
11/09/2004 6:56:38 AM PST
by
najida
(Liberals: Clueless, arrogant, elitist snobs.... Their mama's didn't raise'em right.)
To: TheBigB
Pretty Krazy!
To: bedolido
True story, but the names are changed to protect the innocent. Mary was a Miss America contestant, a graduate RN, and local Public Health Nurse. She married John, the son of a local businessman who was considered the prime cbachelor in town.
One day she came home during the afternoon to pick up a medical kit for one of her visits. There was a strange car in the driveway so she entered the house quietly. In the bedroom she found her husband of less than six months in "flagrante delicto" with the town tart. She didn't awake them but left and began to plot her revenge.
That night she arrived home late and plead "tiredness" so they went to sleep and in the middle of the night she awoke and retrieved a tube of superglue from her purse and emptied it on his penis, gluing it to his thigh. She then woke him up with a scream and left!
Of course, the tale spread from the emergency room so that by the next afternoon everyone in town knew what a DOOFUS he was.
I did summer theater with this "babe" and never could imagine what would prompt this type of behavior from her soon to be ex!
To: Leapfrog
Is that the winner of the 2004 "What Would Cameron Diaz Look Like If She Had a Beard" Contest.
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posted on
11/09/2004 6:59:15 AM PST
by
Maceman
(It's no longer a blue world, Max!!)
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