One day she came home during the afternoon to pick up a medical kit for one of her visits. There was a strange car in the driveway so she entered the house quietly. In the bedroom she found her husband of less than six months in "flagrante delicto" with the town tart. She didn't awake them but left and began to plot her revenge.
That night she arrived home late and plead "tiredness" so they went to sleep and in the middle of the night she awoke and retrieved a tube of superglue from her purse and emptied it on his penis, gluing it to his thigh. She then woke him up with a scream and left!
Of course, the tale spread from the emergency room so that by the next afternoon everyone in town knew what a DOOFUS he was.
I did summer theater with this "babe" and never could imagine what would prompt this type of behavior from her soon to be ex!
Same story circulating in our area about a prominent businessman.