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Top Ten Things for Tom Daschle to do on January 3, 2005
11/5/2004
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Posted on 11/05/2004 4:45:32 PM PST by Bronzewound
Top Ten Things for Tom Daschle to do on January 3, 2005
10. Just sit around all day listening to BobDylan’s “Tom Thumb’s Blues” and feeling saddened, deeply saddened.
9. ...or learn to sing a different Thune.
8. Stop checking his hair in every door knob he passes.
7. Work on that pledge of allegiance, hand on heart deal.
6. Apply for job as a nose swab at Mt. Rushmore.
5. Call Kerry and set up that hunting trip they’ve always talked about.
4. Try to quit saying, “Nice belt.” to every new person he meets.
3. Obstruct something, by God!
2. Have a Top Ten list in his honer that comes up ‘short’.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: daschle
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To: Bronzewound
Number 9 is the funniest subtilty I have seen in this whole cycle.
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posted on
11/05/2004 4:53:12 PM PST
by
Aeronaut
(This is no ordinary time. And George W. Bush is no ordinary leader." --George Pataki)
To: Bronzewound
Establish new colony for angry DUers to move to: Rabid City, South Dakota.
To: Bronzewound
1) Call
this man and ask for his discarded clothing.
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posted on
11/05/2004 4:54:23 PM PST
by
South40
(Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
To: jocon307; Charles Henrickson
"Live in South Dakota. (Like that's gonna happen!)" LOL, very good!
Having spent some time in SD, keeping Tom in DC is the only reasonable explanation I can come up with for anybody in that state voting for him.
To: Bronzewound; martin_fierro; mikrofon
To: Bronzewound
Round up all your lefty friends and head up the convoy heading to Canada.
To: rjmeagle
True---but think how fun it would be ;-)
"Isn't there enough crap flying around? :)"
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posted on
11/05/2004 4:58:39 PM PST
by
fastattacksailor
(FReepers: We came, we saw, we VOTED!)
To: Charles Henrickson
Little Tommy will move back to SD about the same time Bill&Hillery move back to Arkansas.
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posted on
11/05/2004 4:59:32 PM PST
by
kempo
To: Charles Henrickson
Rabid City, South Dakota.LOL!
To: kempo
Little Tommy will move back to SD about the same time Bill&Hillery move back to Arkansas.Ain't that the truth.
To: Aeronaut
Number 9 is the funniest subtilty I have seen in this whole cycle.It's the first subtilty thing I've ever done. Thanks!:)
To: Bronzewound
1) Sell that house in Aberdeen and move the h*ll out.
2) Apologize the the Presentation Sisters for making them liars.
3) Stop in Sioux Falls to the Argus Leader and pick up David Kranz, Randell Beck, Patrick Lalley, Randy McDaniel, and hit the d*amned road permanantly.
That would be enough for me.
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posted on
11/05/2004 5:03:16 PM PST
by
SoDak
(Home of Senator John Thune)
To: xJones
Wander aimlessly around Wall Drug Store.
To: xJones
Start a men's Short and Small Clothing store chain.I like that one! Tiny Tom's Tops and Trousers
To: Bronzewound
Hollywood. As a gopher...
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posted on
11/05/2004 5:10:08 PM PST
by
ApesForEvolution
(Tag Line Conservationist Week)
To: Bronzewound; All
Excellent! Thanks!!!
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posted on
11/05/2004 5:11:14 PM PST
by
Seadog Bytes
(Benedict Arnold was ALSO a 'war hero'... before he became a Traitor!!!)
To: SoDak
The only house he "has" in Aberdeen is his mom's, so he won't sell it. What he really needs to do is sit down with his poor, old widowed mother and have a nice, long talk about abortion and Catholic faith issues.
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posted on
11/05/2004 5:15:49 PM PST
by
jwalburg
(Those buried included children still clutching toys)
To: jwalburg
That train has already ran for ol' Tommie.
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posted on
11/05/2004 5:21:35 PM PST
by
SoDak
(Home of Senator John Thune)
To: Bronzewound
Star in a remake of "Tom Thumb".
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posted on
11/05/2004 5:23:25 PM PST
by
xJones
To: xJones
Start a men's Short and Small Clothing store chain Hey I wish somebody would. There are a lot of use short guys around. And we are more intelligent that the big guys.
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posted on
11/05/2004 5:23:35 PM PST
by
Temple Owl
(19064)
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