1) Sell that house in Aberdeen and move the h*ll out.
2) Apologize the the Presentation Sisters for making them liars.
3) Stop in Sioux Falls to the Argus Leader and pick up David Kranz, Randell Beck, Patrick Lalley, Randy McDaniel, and hit the d*amned road permanantly.
That would be enough for me.
The only house he "has" in Aberdeen is his mom's, so he won't sell it. What he really needs to do is sit down with his poor, old widowed mother and have a nice, long talk about abortion and Catholic faith issues.