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Top Ten Things for Tom Daschle to do on January 3, 2005
11/5/2004
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Posted on 11/05/2004 4:45:32 PM PST by Bronzewound
Top Ten Things for Tom Daschle to do on January 3, 2005
10. Just sit around all day listening to BobDylan’s “Tom Thumb’s Blues” and feeling saddened, deeply saddened.
9. ...or learn to sing a different Thune.
8. Stop checking his hair in every door knob he passes.
7. Work on that pledge of allegiance, hand on heart deal.
6. Apply for job as a nose swab at Mt. Rushmore.
5. Call Kerry and set up that hunting trip they’ve always talked about.
4. Try to quit saying, “Nice belt.” to every new person he meets.
3. Obstruct something, by God!
2. Have a Top Ten list in his honer that comes up ‘short’.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: daschle
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Have at it.
To: Bronzewound
1) Call Rush Limbaugh and ask "why aren't you talking about me anymore?"
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posted on
11/05/2004 4:47:57 PM PST
by
trashcanbred
(Anti-social and anti-socialist)
To: Bronzewound
1) Run a stick of Dynamite up his rump---on live TV!
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posted on
11/05/2004 4:48:02 PM PST
by
fastattacksailor
(FReepers: We came, we saw, we VOTED!)
To: Bronzewound
Give up phone books for seat cushions.
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posted on
11/05/2004 4:48:34 PM PST
by
xJones
To: Bronzewound
Live in South Dakota. (Like that's gonna happen!)
To: trashcanbred
apply for a job at midas muffler
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posted on
11/05/2004 4:49:20 PM PST
by
stylin19a
(It's called GOLF because all the other 4 letter words were taken)
To: Bronzewound
Wasn't Tom Daschle in the Senate? I seem to remember him being in the Senate and always deeply...something, I dunno.
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posted on
11/05/2004 4:49:42 PM PST
by
sierrahome
(Proud member of the Geo. W. Bush Reelection Team)
To: fastattacksailor
1) Run a stick of Dynamite up his rump---on live TV!After he takes his head out of it.
To: Bronzewound
1. Clean out your desk, turn in all your keys, and return your flag.
9
posted on
11/05/2004 4:49:54 PM PST
by
redhead
(John Kerry has been an affront to all of the sacrificed names on the Vietnam Veterans Wall. --Anon.)
To: King Prout
10
posted on
11/05/2004 4:50:09 PM PST
by
TBarnett34
("Unnngh!" -John F'n Kerry, 11/2/04)
To: Bronzewound
Look into getting his old paper route back.
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posted on
11/05/2004 4:50:21 PM PST
by
Do not dub me shapka broham
(THE DONKEY HAS RISEN! No, wait. Oops! It's still dead. Sorry for the confusion, folks.)
To: Bronzewound
1) Give the President a big hug
To: Bronzewound
Seek the warm campionshiop of his liberal Democrat friends.
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posted on
11/05/2004 4:50:27 PM PST
by
xJones
To: Bronzewound
1. File his unemployment insurance claim.
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posted on
11/05/2004 4:50:32 PM PST
by
GSlob
To: fastattacksailor
1) Run a stick of Dynamite up his rump---on live TV! Isn't there enough crap flying around? :)
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posted on
11/05/2004 4:50:32 PM PST
by
rjmeagle
(Do Not Cast Pearls Before Swine (Dems)!!!)
To: Charles Henrickson
"Live in South Dakota. (Like
that's gonna happen!)"
LOL, very good!
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posted on
11/05/2004 4:50:44 PM PST
by
jocon307
To: Bronzewound
Crack up that platform his handlers carried around for him to stand on at public appearances with average height folks, burn the pieces, and take the lifts out of his shoes.
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posted on
11/05/2004 4:51:46 PM PST
by
MHGinTN
(If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
To: Bronzewound
* Think up catchy comebacks to use on all those freepers who refer to him as Dash-hole.
* Go smoke peace pipe with some of his Injun buddies
* Explore all the culturally rich activities available in Pierre, SD (if he finds he has an extra 5 minutes on his hands)
* Go obstruct some more stuff
To: Bronzewound
1) Shave his head and audition for Mini-me.
Pray for W and Our Troops
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posted on
11/05/2004 4:52:21 PM PST
by
bray
(Nam Vets Rock!!)
To: Bronzewound
Start a men's Short and Small Clothing store chain.
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posted on
11/05/2004 4:52:51 PM PST
by
xJones
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