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To: Bronzewound
1) Call Rush Limbaugh and ask "why aren't you talking about me anymore?"
2 posted on
11/05/2004 4:47:57 PM PST by
trashcanbred
(Anti-social and anti-socialist)
To: Bronzewound
1) Run a stick of Dynamite up his rump---on live TV!
3 posted on
11/05/2004 4:48:02 PM PST by
fastattacksailor
(FReepers: We came, we saw, we VOTED!)
To: Bronzewound
Give up phone books for seat cushions.
4 posted on
11/05/2004 4:48:34 PM PST by
xJones
To: Bronzewound
Live in South Dakota. (Like that's gonna happen!)
To: Bronzewound
Wasn't Tom Daschle in the Senate? I seem to remember him being in the Senate and always deeply...something, I dunno.
7 posted on
11/05/2004 4:49:42 PM PST by
sierrahome
(Proud member of the Geo. W. Bush Reelection Team)
To: Bronzewound
1. Clean out your desk, turn in all your keys, and return your flag.
9 posted on
11/05/2004 4:49:54 PM PST by
redhead
(John Kerry has been an affront to all of the sacrificed names on the Vietnam Veterans Wall. --Anon.)
To: King Prout
10 posted on
11/05/2004 4:50:09 PM PST by
TBarnett34
("Unnngh!" -John F'n Kerry, 11/2/04)
To: Bronzewound
Look into getting his old paper route back.
11 posted on
11/05/2004 4:50:21 PM PST by
Do not dub me shapka broham
(THE DONKEY HAS RISEN! No, wait. Oops! It's still dead. Sorry for the confusion, folks.)
To: Bronzewound
1) Give the President a big hug
To: Bronzewound
Seek the warm campionshiop of his liberal Democrat friends.
13 posted on
11/05/2004 4:50:27 PM PST by
xJones
To: Bronzewound
1. File his unemployment insurance claim.
14 posted on
11/05/2004 4:50:32 PM PST by
GSlob
To: Bronzewound
Crack up that platform his handlers carried around for him to stand on at public appearances with average height folks, burn the pieces, and take the lifts out of his shoes.
17 posted on
11/05/2004 4:51:46 PM PST by
MHGinTN
(If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
To: Bronzewound
* Think up catchy comebacks to use on all those freepers who refer to him as Dash-hole.
* Go smoke peace pipe with some of his Injun buddies
* Explore all the culturally rich activities available in Pierre, SD (if he finds he has an extra 5 minutes on his hands)
* Go obstruct some more stuff
To: Bronzewound
1) Shave his head and audition for Mini-me.
Pray for W and Our Troops
19 posted on
11/05/2004 4:52:21 PM PST by
bray
(Nam Vets Rock!!)
To: Bronzewound
Start a men's Short and Small Clothing store chain.
20 posted on
11/05/2004 4:52:51 PM PST by
xJones
To: Bronzewound
Number 9 is the funniest subtilty I have seen in this whole cycle.
21 posted on
11/05/2004 4:53:12 PM PST by
Aeronaut
(This is no ordinary time. And George W. Bush is no ordinary leader." --George Pataki)
To: Bronzewound
Establish new colony for angry DUers to move to: Rabid City, South Dakota.
To: Bronzewound
1) Call
this man and ask for his discarded clothing.
23 posted on
11/05/2004 4:54:23 PM PST by
South40
(Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
To: Bronzewound; martin_fierro; mikrofon
To: Bronzewound
Round up all your lefty friends and head up the convoy heading to Canada.
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