Posted on 10/21/2004 8:19:03 PM PDT by rwilson99
Breaking News.
Kerry Campaign files for Equal Time Ruling from FEC and FEC during World Series to be held at Bush Stadium. Reccomends that Fenway Park be renamed Kerry Field. Developing.
Watch the howl if Bush is asked to throw out the first pitch in Fenway..I'm hoping Curt Schilling is doing some secret lobbying :-)
bttt
LOL. I won't put it over them
Putting it in Breaking News doesn't make it any funnier. Really.
posted 10:19:04, how long before this is off the breaking news list?
Shameless humor vanity bump!
Like the old Clinton and Hillary joke, if kerry throws the first pitch, maybe he'll mistake the words and throw terayza out on the field! (Old one, I know, but it always made ME laugh!)
(how ya doin'?)
Come on you people are wound a little to tight...
First pitch? This poor guy can throw a baseball?In one swing, they manage a Three-fer: Offending Bush,
Bush voters and the mentally handicapped.Click on the pic to see the FR thread this came from.
Kerry is also upset that everyone going to the game has to fly into Lambert Field reminding people he is out of touch with America -- and has been since at least 1953!
Ballparks are named after winners. No sense naming one after Kerry and ruining that record.
I see you're new here. A silly post in Breaking News is like a funny message on your answering machine. The first time, it gives you a smile. But wade through thousands of them over a seven-year period, and you'll find they chafe a bit.
You only think so because you signed up yesterday.
I've been here for four years, and you can believe me when I tell you that posting "humor" pieces in Breaking News is just about the lamest, tiredest, most overused bit of schtick in existence here.
Newbies always think it's funny. Ha. Ha. Whoopee. Yeah, had me going there. Funny. Ha.
Ah come on, it's funny! We need a laugh now and then these days!
Actually, I thought that it was pretty funny. Maybe you're jealous?
(smooch! :D)
I don't understand why they click on these, and if they do why they post if it bothers them so much!!!!
it didn't have me going, do you not have the teasers on? you can read most of the article without clicking... its nice to have some humor in your life, all work and no play makes for a grumpy puss
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