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Idiots like the band Treephort need to be thoroughly fustigated everytime they act like stupid antisocial pyromaniacal fools.

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1 posted on 10/01/2004 5:45:27 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: VRWCmember

Flip Flop, I was taking a plop
Sitting on my flushable john
A rub-a-dub, had my feet in the tub
Thinking everything was alright

Well, I stepped up off the bowl, put my feet on the floor,
I reached the paper ‘round me
And I found there was more, and then
Flip Flop! I went back to my plop
Well how was I to know that constipation’s coming on

They was a-turning and a-squriming,
Squealin' with the feelin', punting and a-grunting,
Rocking and a-rolling, yeah!

Flop FLop, I heard another plop
Splashing water right up my ---!
Flip flop, I was wishing it’d stop
But suddenly I smelled me some gas

There was a big explosion with-a bang boom
Good Golly, this folly was-a sailing cross the room!
A-well-a, Flip Flop, I forgot about the plop
I went and put my underwear on, yay...

I was a rolling and a strolling, reeling with the feeling,
Moving and a groovin', flipping and a flopping, yeah!

Yes, I was a-flipping and a flopping
I was a-rolling and a-strolling
Yeah, I was a-moving and a-grooving
We was a-reeling with the feeling
We was a-rolling and a-strolling
Moving with the grooving
Flip Flop, yeah!

Yes, I was a-flipping and a flopping
I was a-flipping and a flopping
I was a-moving and a-grooving.....


2 posted on 10/01/2004 5:46:19 AM PDT by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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To: dubyaismypresident; xsmommy; Slip18; hobbes1; Argh; TheGrimReaper; SeaDragon; RikaStrom; ...

Get in here you miscreants!


3 posted on 10/01/2004 5:47:05 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: Eala; LonePalm; MeeknMing; TxBec; Cyber Liberty; Dan from Michigan; EODGUY; pankot; ...

Get in here you miscreants!


4 posted on 10/01/2004 5:47:50 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: VRWCmember

Will the investigation into all the lies Kerry told last night be called "fusti-gate"?


6 posted on 10/01/2004 5:48:29 AM PDT by P.O.E. (John Kerry: The" you're rubber and I'm glue" candidate.)
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To: VRWCmember

Morning.


11 posted on 10/01/2004 5:51:36 AM PDT by Gabz (Hurricanes and Kerry/Edwards have 2 things in common - hot air and destruction.)
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To: VRWCmember
Idiots like the band Treephort need to be thoroughly fustigated everytime they act like stupid antisocial pyromaniacal fools.

Lol, mission accomplished.

(Who's Treephort, and do they know they've been fustigated?) (^:

17 posted on 10/01/2004 6:00:34 AM PDT by Ragtime Cowgirl ("The proper response to difficulty is not to retreat -- it is to prevail."- Pres. Bush, CinC, 9/21)
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To: VRWCmember; Gabz; xsmommy

The Watergate breakin was, of course, only the fustigate scandal that the Washington media have jumped on (in their usual follow-the-liberal-mind-numbed-drill routine) as a title for all others.


18 posted on 10/01/2004 6:05:50 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Kerry's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: VRWCmember
OK, So, tell me if i Understood Kerry last night....

The whole problem with Iraq is that we dont have a "Real Coalition" which is important for all international affairs.

EXCEPT...... In the case of North Korea where we should abandon the current multilateral framework, and go back to the failed Unilasteralism that produced the threat in the first place?

21 posted on 10/01/2004 6:35:43 AM PDT by hobbes1 (Hobbes1TheOmniscient® "I know everything so you don't have to" ;)
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To: VRWCmember

"Senator Byrd, I cain't git inta yo' back yard ta start da Klan meetin'."

"Ya nicompoop--fustigate gotta be unlocked."


22 posted on 10/01/2004 6:42:29 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree
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To: VRWCmember
Not to fustigate President Bush, but i agree with this assessment. the political naifs are the important ones, not those of us, who like Jay Nordlinger, are political junkies, that can jump on the inaccuracies and the misrepresentations and the contrived logic of Kerry. and i think he did pretty damn well with them last night. better than W.
23 posted on 10/01/2004 6:43:21 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: VRWCmember

There was a candidate named kerry,
who on his way to the debates did tarry.
Groomed like a poodle,
a manicured wet noodle.
He fustigated the truth so be wary.

(OK, so this is my second homework.......I need all the extra help I can get.........)


24 posted on 10/01/2004 6:43:31 AM PDT by tioga
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To: VRWCmember
Pass the popcorn................the fustigating of sKerry has only just begun:

NEW DOCS CONFIRM KERRY WROTE BRONZE STAR REPORT

Fun, fun, fun, I smell another smoking gun!!!!!!!

36 posted on 10/01/2004 7:02:10 AM PDT by Gabz (Hurricanes and Kerry/Edwards have 2 things in common - hot air and destruction.)
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To: VRWCmember

A Pyrrhic debate win for Kerry
Has his backers all dancing and merry
The man from Mass debated smartly
Fustigated Bush tartly
A loser with perfect vocabulary


44 posted on 10/01/2004 7:11:57 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree
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To: VRWCmember
Kerry continues to fustigate our allies in the War on Terror, in a sense providing aid and comfort to our enemies. Finally some consistency, first Kerry fustigated our troops in 1971, and now our allies in 2004. Who will he attack next?
46 posted on 10/01/2004 7:15:18 AM PDT by Raquel (Liberals abide by a standard all their own.)
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To: VRWCmember

Hi VRWCmember:

I'll give it a shot.

If the MoonBats and Dung Weasels at DU wish to propigate.
It is they that we must quickly fustigate.

For the sake of Humanity
We must stop the Insanity
The fustis is just the tool
To empty that end of the rancid gene pool.

Jack.


47 posted on 10/01/2004 7:17:49 AM PDT by Jack Deth (Mostly Harmless)
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To: VRWCmember
Good old James fustigates the idea of a global(read French) summit.

Here's a good part: I can’t take any more talk about bringing allies to the table. Which ones? Brazil? Mynmar? Microfrickin’nesia? Are there some incredibly important and powerful nations out there whose existence has hitherto escaped me? Fermany? Gerance? The Galactic Order of the Belgian Dominion? Did we piss off the Vulcans? Who? If we mean “France and Germany,” then please explain to me why the reluctant participation of these two countries somehow bestows the magic kiss of legitimacy.

Microfrickin'nesia. I love it.
48 posted on 10/01/2004 7:20:14 AM PDT by secret garden (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: VRWCmember
There once was a filmaker most hated,
Whose films left Hezbollah elated.
With Corrine, most vile,
He came to Jax for a while,
They were freeped and severely fustigated.
76 posted on 10/01/2004 8:03:35 AM PDT by Dutchgirl (Burma shave!)
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To: VRWCmember; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
I don't like to fustigate freepers, but: a Hallowe'en thread? And on October 1?

I'm sure nobody cares, but on Hallowe'en I will as usual put a condom on my head and go around as a big prick. The Whyisa says I do that all year long, but as usual, she's mistaken.

100 posted on 10/01/2004 9:21:20 AM PDT by Argh
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To: VRWCmember

Yeaaaarrrrgh (in best Dean voice)-I'm finished with work on-site for the day and I can do some billing ahd Freeping-

Ketchup boy has the strangest ideas
Such as his "global test"-
Who would write the questions
And grade the answers at whose behest?

Would his precious UN do the grading
And fustigate those who don't pass?
I'd rather have W tell them goodbye and don't
Let the door hit them in the ass

The poodle may be more articulate-
But then, show me a lawyer who is not
He and his ambulance chasing running mate
Are just begging for a ZOT...


110 posted on 10/01/2004 11:51:50 AM PDT by Texan5 (You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line...)
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To: VRWCmember

fustigate \FUSS-tuh-gayt\ verb

Speak softly then fustigate sKerry with a big stick.............I'm George W. Bush and I approved this Freepin' sentence!


111 posted on 10/01/2004 11:55:55 AM PDT by thingumbob (Kerry/Edwards are sKerry/Leftwards)
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