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Flip Flop, I was taking a plop
Sitting on my flushable john
A rub-a-dub, had my feet in the tub
Thinking everything was alright

Well, I stepped up off the bowl, put my feet on the floor,
I reached the paper ‘round me
And I found there was more, and then
Flip Flop! I went back to my plop
Well how was I to know that constipation’s coming on

They was a-turning and a-squriming,
Squealin' with the feelin', punting and a-grunting,
Rocking and a-rolling, yeah!

Flop FLop, I heard another plop
Splashing water right up my ---!
Flip flop, I was wishing it’d stop
But suddenly I smelled me some gas

There was a big explosion with-a bang boom
Good Golly, this folly was-a sailing cross the room!
A-well-a, Flip Flop, I forgot about the plop
I went and put my underwear on, yay...

I was a rolling and a strolling, reeling with the feeling,
Moving and a groovin', flipping and a flopping, yeah!

Yes, I was a-flipping and a flopping
I was a-rolling and a-strolling
Yeah, I was a-moving and a-grooving
We was a-reeling with the feeling
We was a-rolling and a-strolling
Moving with the grooving
Flip Flop, yeah!

Yes, I was a-flipping and a flopping
I was a-flipping and a flopping
I was a-moving and a-grooving.....