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Arrrrr...It's "Talk Like a Pirate Weekend"
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Posted on 09/17/2004 6:59:41 AM PDT by Dooderbutt
Avast, ye maties! It's talk like a pirate weekend. Thought I might share with ye! So, c'mon, lads, shiver me timbers!
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: avast; ayematey; belaythatorder; keelhaul; moregrogformymen; shesacomelywench; yaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr; yescurvydogs; yohohonabottleofrum
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To: Dooderbutt
Pirate Pickup lines...........
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin, Im 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is
1. Prepare to be boarded.
To: Dooderbutt
I've got a little capt'n in me and its beginning to hurt
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posted on
09/17/2004 8:18:24 AM PDT
by
uvular
(Release your uncensored military, senatorial, and medical records, Mr. Kerry)
To: Dooderbutt
I be Black Davy Flint, arrrg.
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posted on
09/17/2004 8:20:37 AM PDT
by
annyokie
(Now with 20% More Infidel!)
To: gopwinsin04
Well, I thought I'd be a nice girrrl and put this up for the mates.
To: Richard Kimball; Happygal; Shryke
Arrr! I've found me pirate booty! ;-)
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posted on
09/17/2004 8:22:13 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(KERRY/EDWARDS: VALIANTLY PROTECTING AMERICA FROM 3-YEAR-OLD GIRLS WITH SIGNS!)
To: TheBigB
Hahahaha, I never doubted you.
Now, on which spot should I mark the X! ;-)
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posted on
09/17/2004 8:27:35 AM PDT
by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: TheBigB

Bump for Texas girls.
47
posted on
09/17/2004 8:30:45 AM PDT
by
Richard Kimball
(Kerry Campain: An army of pompous phrases moving across the landscape in search of an idea)
To: Dooderbutt
48
posted on
09/17/2004 8:32:27 AM PDT
by
Richard Kimball
(Kerry Campain: An army of pompous phrases moving across the landscape in search of an idea)
To: Dooderbutt
Hmmm, the verses I dimly recall through an alcoholic haze were shall we say, a bit earthier. Thanks for posting this tho, didn't realize it was originally from Popeye.
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posted on
09/17/2004 8:35:55 AM PDT
by
skepsel
To: Richard Kimball
Yes, I am a lass. I just thought I'd be nice and give the guys something to look at. And, as straight as I am, she is beautiful.
To: Dooderbutt
To: Dooderbutt
Avast, me hearties and beauties. Tharrr be plenty of electoral votes for the takin' if ye keep yer pajamas on and maintain yer vigilance. But ye best beware of the lily-livered landlubber liberal lads and lasses who be plyin' their trade on the airwaves of CBS and other sorry sites. Soon enough an' the cannonball of truth be sendin' those scurvy bilge rats to Davy Jones locker. Arrrrrrr!
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posted on
09/17/2004 11:23:10 AM PDT
by
ucsd1974
(Russ)
To: Bella_Bru
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posted on
09/17/2004 11:35:27 AM PDT
by
StoneColdGOP
(Democrat big government is unconstitutional; Republican big government is "compassion")
To: bulletinthegun; eyespysomething
Pinging 'ya, cuz yer 'ma said ye might be interested in this, arrgggghhhhh. Properly warned, 'ye be.
To: Dooderbutt
Ghost Pirate Leader: Is he dead?
Brock Sampson: Yeah.
Ghost Pirate Leader: Aw, was that really necessary? If you had just followed the rules, the ghost pirate rules, you would have abandoned ship and everything would have been fine. But no, you had to go all crazy and kill a guy.
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posted on
09/17/2004 3:39:11 PM PDT
by
Better Dead Than Red
(Davis College Republicans (Best Party on Campus))
To: Bloody Sam Roberts; Bacon Man; humblegunner; Allegra; Hap; Flyer; Eaker; TheMom; pax_et_bonum; ...
Hoot, mon, I dinna ken how tae talk like a buccaneer, but if 'tis a Scotswoman ye're after lookin' for, why, come sit next to me.
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posted on
09/17/2004 3:40:45 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
To: Xenalyte
Your thick brogue reminds me...
Didja ever watch "Samurai Jack"? I love the episode where he goes up against the huge Scotsman on the bridge.
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posted on
09/17/2004 3:46:28 PM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(If you decide to kick the tiger in the ass...you'd better be prepared to deal with the teeth.)
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
Scotsman: Why would I be afraid of a man wearing a nightgown. You look like me nanny.
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posted on
09/17/2004 3:48:21 PM PDT
by
Better Dead Than Red
(Davis College Republicans (Best Party on Campus))
To: Dooderbutt; Tennessee_Bob; Bacon Man; Hap
In days of old, when ships were bold
Just like the men who sailed them
And if they showed us disrespect
Wed tie them up and flail them
Often men of low degree
And often men of steel
Whod make you walk the plank alone
Or haul you round the keel
Hoist the jolly roger!
Hoist the jolly roger!
Hoist the jolly roger!
Its your money that we want
And your money we shall have!
Of all the pirates on the seas
The worst of them was Blackbeard
So damnable a fiend from hell
He was the one they most feared
Any man who sailed with him
Was taking quite a chance
Hed hang them from the gallows
Just to see if they could dance (ha! ha!)
(Ping for Jolly Roger Syndrome, BnH.)
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posted on
09/17/2004 3:53:21 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
To: Better Dead Than Red; Bacon Man; Hap
Bacon and Hap . . . BDTR shares our joy in Dean and Hank!
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posted on
09/17/2004 3:55:44 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
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