Arrrrr...It's "Talk Like a Pirate Weekend"

Heard on the Bob & Tom Show This Morning ^

[Dooderbutt]

Avast, ye maties! It's talk like a pirate weekend. Thought I might share with ye! So, c'mon, lads, shiver me timbers!

[CollegeRepublican]

Pirate Pickup lines...........

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

[uvular]

I've got a little capt'n in me and its beginning to hurt

[annyokie]

I be Black Davy Flint, arrrg.

[Dooderbutt]

Well, I thought I'd be a nice girrrl and put this up for the mates.

[TheBigB]

Arrr! I've found me pirate booty! ;-)

[Happygal]

Hahahaha, I never doubted you.

Now, on which spot should I mark the X! ;-)

[Richard Kimball]

Bump for Texas girls.

[Richard Kimball]

You ARE a girl, right?

[skepsel]

Hmmm, the verses I dimly recall through an alcoholic haze were shall we say, a bit earthier. Thanks for posting this tho, didn't realize it was originally from Popeye.

[Dooderbutt]

Yes, I am a lass. I just thought I'd be nice and give the guys something to look at. And, as straight as I am, she is beautiful.

[gopwinsin04]

Yowsa! Love it..

[ucsd1974]

Avast, me hearties and beauties. Tharrr be plenty of electoral votes for the takin' if ye keep yer pajamas on and maintain yer vigilance. But ye best beware of the lily-livered landlubber liberal lads and lasses who be plyin' their trade on the airwaves of CBS and other sorry sites. Soon enough an' the cannonball of truth be sendin' those scurvy bilge rats to Davy Jones locker. Arrrrrrr!

[StoneColdGOP]

Arrr... ping. (cough!)

[BreitbartSentMe]

Pinging 'ya, cuz yer 'ma said ye might be interested in this, arrgggghhhhh. Properly warned, 'ye be.

[Better Dead Than Red]

Ghost Pirate Leader: Is he dead?

Brock Sampson: Yeah.

Ghost Pirate Leader: Aw, was that really necessary? If you had just followed the rules, the ghost pirate rules, you would have abandoned ship and everything would have been fine. But no, you had to go all crazy and kill a guy.

[Xenalyte]

Hoot, mon, I dinna ken how tae talk like a buccaneer, but if 'tis a Scotswoman ye're after lookin' for, why, come sit next to me.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Your thick brogue reminds me...

Didja ever watch "Samurai Jack"? I love the episode where he goes up against the huge Scotsman on the bridge.

[Better Dead Than Red]

Scotsman: Why would I be afraid of a man wearing a nightgown. You look like me nanny.

[Xenalyte]

In days of old, when ships were bold
Just like the men who sailed them
And if they showed us disrespect
We’d tie them up and flail them
Often men of low degree
And often men of steel
Who’d make you walk the plank alone
Or haul you ’round the keel

Hoist the jolly roger!
Hoist the jolly roger!
Hoist the jolly roger!
It’s your money that we want
And your money we shall have!

Of all the pirates on the seas
The worst of them was Blackbeard
So damnable a fiend from hell
He was the one they most feared
Any man who sailed with him
Was taking quite a chance
He’d hang them from the gallows
Just to see if they could dance (ha! ha!)

(Ping for Jolly Roger Syndrome, BnH.)

[Xenalyte]

Bacon and Hap . . . BDTR shares our joy in Dean and Hank!