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"I've got my sea legs, buccaneers. Come about, and take a caulk with me . . ." |
Posted on 09/17/2004 6:59:41 AM PDT by Dooderbutt
Avast, ye maties! It's talk like a pirate weekend. Thought I might share with ye! So, c'mon, lads, shiver me timbers!
Who's bringing the Cap'n Morgan?
Wishing Lt Kerry served on me ship; I'd see him getting at least 20 strokes of the cat, well laid on, follwed by a refreshing saltwater washdown.
To be bettin' yer boots on that matey! Swill the grog and hoist the Calico Jack!
I missed Talk Like A Pirate last year :-(
Thanks for telling me that ! I'm taking a road trip to PA this weekend. The kids are going to love me =)
Two whole days o' grog, wenchs, matey's, and bilges! Yar!
Aye, they have a Pirrrrate personality test. And not only am I a saucy wench I'm also 'the Cap'n'!:
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ppi.html
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Oh, this is just too much fun. You've gotta find yer new pirate name! I'm Bloody Mary Vane...LOL
http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php
Shiver me timbers, mine said I'd eviscerate everyone --
is that bad for a Pirate?
You are The Cap'n!
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
What's Yer Inner Pirate?
brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!
Iron Tom Flint be me new moniker! YAR!!!!
ARRR, Me Mum wold't be prowd. Me new name ist..... Bloody Bess Cash! An arrr fine name she ist!
(but my name's not Tom?, hmmm must be a Pirate thing.)
Oh goodie...I'll play!!
We got beat pretty bad Wednesday by the Cubs...took a 13 to 5 drubbing. Perez took the loss for the team and is now 10-9. The game doesn't mean much because we're nearly 30 games out of first place anyways. Oh well, there's always next year...
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"I've got my sea legs, buccaneers. Come about, and take a caulk with me . . ." |
Hoist the Jolly Roger and let us be ready to board the scurvy manstream media dogs...
Red Harry Rackham's me name, arrrr.
Cap'n.
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