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"I've got my sea legs, buccaneers. Come about, and take a caulk with me . . ." |
Who's bringing the Cap'n Morgan?
Wishing Lt Kerry served on me ship; I'd see him getting at least 20 strokes of the cat, well laid on, follwed by a refreshing saltwater washdown.
To be bettin' yer boots on that matey! Swill the grog and hoist the Calico Jack!
I missed Talk Like A Pirate last year :-(
Thanks for telling me that ! I'm taking a road trip to PA this weekend. The kids are going to love me =)
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Oh goodie...I'll play!!
We got beat pretty bad Wednesday by the Cubs...took a 13 to 5 drubbing. Perez took the loss for the team and is now 10-9. The game doesn't mean much because we're nearly 30 games out of first place anyways. Oh well, there's always next year...
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"I've got my sea legs, buccaneers. Come about, and take a caulk with me . . ." |
Hoist the Jolly Roger and let us be ready to board the scurvy manstream media dogs...
My son's favorite joke:
A woman was walking by the docks one day when she spotted a pirate gentlemen strolling along with a ship's wheel stuck into his trousers. She had to ask, "Excuse me, sir, why do you have a ship's wheel in your trousers?"
"ARRRGGGHH!" he replied, "It drives me nuts."
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YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
32 replies (so far) and no one's mentioned the Ballad of Barnacle Bill the Sailor!?
Pirate Pickup lines...........
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
I've got a little capt'n in me and its beginning to hurt
Avast, me hearties and beauties. Tharrr be plenty of electoral votes for the takin' if ye keep yer pajamas on and maintain yer vigilance. But ye best beware of the lily-livered landlubber liberal lads and lasses who be plyin' their trade on the airwaves of CBS and other sorry sites. Soon enough an' the cannonball of truth be sendin' those scurvy bilge rats to Davy Jones locker. Arrrrrrr!
Arrr... ping. (cough!)
Pinging 'ya, cuz yer 'ma said ye might be interested in this, arrgggghhhhh. Properly warned, 'ye be.