Posted on 09/17/2004 6:59:41 AM PDT by Dooderbutt
Avast, ye maties! It's talk like a pirate weekend. Thought I might share with ye! So, c'mon, lads, shiver me timbers!
Arrrgh. Other test. This one was "sort of pirate". "Sort of"?
We Pillage, We Plunder - We Rifle, We Loot
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
We Kidnap, We Ravage - and Don,t Give a Hoot!
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! A Pirate,s Life For Me
We Extort, We Pilfer - We Filch and Sack
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Maraude and Embezzle - and even Hijack
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! A Pirate,s Life For Me
We Kindle with Charm - Enflame and ignite
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
We Burn up the City - We,re Really a Fright
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
We,re Rascals, Scoundrels - Villians and Knaves
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
We,re Devils and Black Sheep - Really Bad Eggs
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! A Pirate,s Life For Me
We,re Beggars and Flaggers - and Neer-do-well Cads
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Aye, but We,re Loved - By our Mommies and Dads
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Wow, that could be the DNC fight song! ;)
My son's favorite joke:
A woman was walking by the docks one day when she spotted a pirate gentlemen strolling along with a ship's wheel stuck into his trousers. She had to ask, "Excuse me, sir, why do you have a ship's wheel in your trousers?"
"ARRRGGGHH!" he replied, "It drives me nuts."
"Ye'll meet the rope's end for that, me bucko!"
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Momma said if I did that too often I'd go blind.
Arrrr. ;-)
I'd have had to have had enough run to float me ship for Jack Ketch to reign me in!
Oh, I think I could manage a slip knot for Johnny Depp! ;-)
Arrrr
32 replies (so far) and no one's mentioned the Ballad of Barnacle Bill the Sailor!?
[Olive Oyl]
Popeye, dear, we cannot wed.
Popeye, dear, we cannot wed.
Popeye, dear, we cannot wed.
I love another sailor.
[Popeye]
Who's the guy who won your heart?
[Olive Oyl]
It's Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Popeye]
Who's the guy who thinks he's smart?
[Olive Oyl]
It's Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Popeye]
Why, that false heart and flattering tongue.
He courts them all, both old and young.
He courts them all but marries none,
Your Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Olive Oyl]
But he's strong and handsome, too.
But he's strong and handsome, too.
But he's strong and handsome, too.
My Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Popeye]
I'll twist his toes
And squeeze the nose
Of Barnacle Bill the sailor!
I'll mop the place
With his false face,
That Barnacle Bill the sailor!
I'll grab him by his dirty neck,
And when I'm through he'll be a wreck.
I'll sweep and smear and swab the deck
With Barnacle Bill the sailor!
[Knock! Knock!]
[Olive Oyl]
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Tell the fair young maiden.
[Barnacle Bill]
It's only me from over the sea.
It's Barnacle Bill the sailor.
I've come to take you away with me.
I'm Barnacle Bill the sailor.
Hurry before you get me sore.
I'll rare and tear and rant and roar!
Hurry before I bust in the door!
It's Barnacle Bill the sailor!
[Olive Oyl]
Here I come to let you in.
Here I come to let you in.
Here I come to let you in.
My Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Barnacle Bill]
No one ever challenges me!
[Popeye]
Says Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Barnacle Bill]
I'm the terror of the sea!
[Popeye]
Says Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Barnacle Bill]
A fe and a fi and a fo and a fum!
Yo he ho and a bottle of rum!
Before your silly old day is done!
[Popeye]
Says Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Olive Oyl]
Popeye, dear, I love you best.
Popeye, dear, I love you best.
Popeye, dear, I love you best.
When will we get married?
[Popeye]
I've changed me mind, so you can wed
Your Barnacle Bill the sailor.
You're nothing but a cabbage-head.
Every dame's a selfish cat.
They only turn and leave you flat.
Just the way you did to that
Poor Barnacle Bill the sailor.
Shiver me timbers, I forgot Capt. Jack Sparrow, one of the most famous pirates of all!
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