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Arrrrr...It's "Talk Like a Pirate Weekend"
Heard on the Bob & Tom Show This Morning ^

Posted on 09/17/2004 6:59:41 AM PDT by Dooderbutt

Avast, ye maties! It's talk like a pirate weekend. Thought I might share with ye! So, c'mon, lads, shiver me timbers!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: avast; ayematey; belaythatorder; keelhaul; moregrogformymen; shesacomelywench; yaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr; yescurvydogs; yohohonabottleofrum
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To: 4ConservativeJustices
Gettin' to be too many Cap'n on this here boat. Someone needs ta' be kissin' the gunners daughter for this outrage!
21 posted on 09/17/2004 7:35:25 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
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To: 4ConservativeJustices

Arrrgh. Other test. This one was "sort of pirate". "Sort of"?


22 posted on 09/17/2004 7:37:03 AM PDT by 4CJ (Laissez les bon FReeps rouler)
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To: Dooderbutt
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! A Pirate,s Life For Me

We Pillage, We Plunder - We Rifle, We Loot
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
We Kidnap, We Ravage - and Don,t Give a Hoot!
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! A Pirate,s Life For Me

We Extort, We Pilfer - We Filch and Sack
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Maraude and Embezzle - and even Hijack
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! A Pirate,s Life For Me

We Kindle with Charm - Enflame and ignite
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
We Burn up the City - We,re Really a Fright
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
We,re Rascals, Scoundrels - Villians and Knaves
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
We,re Devils and Black Sheep - Really Bad Eggs
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! A Pirate,s Life For Me

We,re Beggars and Flaggers - and Neer-do-well Cads
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Aye, but We,re Loved - By our Mommies and Dads
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!

23 posted on 09/17/2004 7:47:11 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
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To: kevkrom
The horror! Pirate Haiku!!!
24 posted on 09/17/2004 7:50:23 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
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To: Dead Corpse

Wow, that could be the DNC fight song! ;)


25 posted on 09/17/2004 7:52:38 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves
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To: Dooderbutt

My son's favorite joke:

A woman was walking by the docks one day when she spotted a pirate gentlemen strolling along with a ship's wheel stuck into his trousers. She had to ask, "Excuse me, sir, why do you have a ship's wheel in your trousers?"

"ARRRGGGHH!" he replied, "It drives me nuts."


26 posted on 09/17/2004 7:53:39 AM PDT by EllaMinnow (Dan would RATHER lie.)
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To: Dooderbutt
arrgh matey!


27 posted on 09/17/2004 7:58:59 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: Dead Corpse

"Ye'll meet the rope's end for that, me bucko!"


28 posted on 09/17/2004 8:00:03 AM PDT by Dooderbutt
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To: Dooderbutt; Xenalyte; dead; Lazamataz; martin_fierro; marktuoni; magslinger; PatrickHenry; ...
TILT ONE BACK WITH ME, ye dogs!

BEEBER to the SAF list!

SAF is the Smart A$$ed Freeper list, dedicated to levity. Please email me to be on or off.

29 posted on 09/17/2004 8:00:44 AM PDT by Shryke (Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl.)
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To: Dooderbutt

YOU TALKIN' TO ME?

30 posted on 09/17/2004 8:00:54 AM PDT by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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To: Condor51
Aye, I took the test too, after floggin' the 1st mate.

Momma said if I did that too often I'd go blind.

Arrrr. ;-)

31 posted on 09/17/2004 8:03:56 AM PDT by TheBigB (KERRY/EDWARDS: VALIANTLY PROTECTING AMERICA FROM 3-YEAR-OLD GIRLS WITH SIGNS!)
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To: Dooderbutt

I'd have had to have had enough run to float me ship for Jack Ketch to reign me in!


32 posted on 09/17/2004 8:05:17 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
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To: Happygal
Aye, an' a bonnie lass ye are! Care to help hoist me top'sl? ;-)

33 posted on 09/17/2004 8:08:37 AM PDT by TheBigB (KERRY/EDWARDS: VALIANTLY PROTECTING AMERICA FROM 3-YEAR-OLD GIRLS WITH SIGNS!)
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To: TheBigB

Oh, I think I could manage a slip knot for Johnny Depp! ;-)


34 posted on 09/17/2004 8:10:14 AM PDT by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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To: Dooderbutt
Crawford Pirates! Hometown of somebody famous!


35 posted on 09/17/2004 8:11:14 AM PDT by Richard Kimball (Kerry Campain: An army of pompous phrases moving across the landscape in search of an idea)
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Arrrr


36 posted on 09/17/2004 8:11:20 AM PDT by Redcloak (Vikings plundered my last tag line.)
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To: gopwinsin04
Blimey! The wurst kind a pirrrate. An addled Bilge-sucking liberal one, savvy? But then again, I wuldn't mind being marooned on an island with 'im...damn yer eyes!


37 posted on 09/17/2004 8:12:09 AM PDT by Dooderbutt
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To: Dooderbutt

32 replies (so far) and no one's mentioned the Ballad of Barnacle Bill the Sailor!?


38 posted on 09/17/2004 8:13:13 AM PDT by skepsel
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To: skepsel

[Olive Oyl]
Popeye, dear, we cannot wed.
Popeye, dear, we cannot wed.
Popeye, dear, we cannot wed.
I love another sailor.

[Popeye]
Who's the guy who won your heart?
[Olive Oyl]
It's Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Popeye]
Who's the guy who thinks he's smart?
[Olive Oyl]
It's Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Popeye]
Why, that false heart and flattering tongue.
He courts them all, both old and young.
He courts them all but marries none,
Your Barnacle Bill the sailor.

[Olive Oyl]
But he's strong and handsome, too.
But he's strong and handsome, too.
But he's strong and handsome, too.
My Barnacle Bill the sailor.

[Popeye]
I'll twist his toes
And squeeze the nose
Of Barnacle Bill the sailor!
I'll mop the place
With his false face,
That Barnacle Bill the sailor!
I'll grab him by his dirty neck,
And when I'm through he'll be a wreck.
I'll sweep and smear and swab the deck
With Barnacle Bill the sailor!

[Knock! Knock!]
[Olive Oyl]
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Tell the fair young maiden.

[Barnacle Bill]
It's only me from over the sea.
It's Barnacle Bill the sailor.
I've come to take you away with me.
I'm Barnacle Bill the sailor.

Hurry before you get me sore.
I'll rare and tear and rant and roar!
Hurry before I bust in the door!
It's Barnacle Bill the sailor!


[Olive Oyl]
Here I come to let you in.
Here I come to let you in.
Here I come to let you in.
My Barnacle Bill the sailor.

[Barnacle Bill]
No one ever challenges me!
[Popeye]
Says Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Barnacle Bill]
I'm the terror of the sea!
[Popeye]
Says Barnacle Bill the sailor.

[Barnacle Bill]
A fe and a fi and a fo and a fum!
Yo he ho and a bottle of rum!
Before your silly old day is done!
[Popeye]
Says Barnacle Bill the sailor.

[Olive Oyl]
Popeye, dear, I love you best.
Popeye, dear, I love you best.
Popeye, dear, I love you best.
When will we get married?

[Popeye]
I've changed me mind, so you can wed
Your Barnacle Bill the sailor.
You're nothing but a cabbage-head.

Every dame's a selfish cat.
They only turn and leave you flat.
Just the way you did to that
Poor Barnacle Bill the sailor.


39 posted on 09/17/2004 8:15:27 AM PDT by Dooderbutt
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To: Dooderbutt

Shiver me timbers, I forgot Capt. Jack Sparrow, one of the most famous pirates of all!


40 posted on 09/17/2004 8:16:02 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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