Oh, this is just too much fun. You've gotta find yer new pirate name! I'm Bloody Mary Vane...LOL
http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php
ARRR, Me Mum wold't be prowd. Me new name ist..... Bloody Bess Cash! An arrr fine name she ist!
(but my name's not Tom?, hmmm must be a Pirate thing.)
Red Harry Rackham's me name, arrrr.
We Pillage, We Plunder - We Rifle, We Loot
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
We Kidnap, We Ravage - and Don,t Give a Hoot!
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! A Pirate,s Life For Me
We Extort, We Pilfer - We Filch and Sack
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Maraude and Embezzle - and even Hijack
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! A Pirate,s Life For Me
We Kindle with Charm - Enflame and ignite
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
We Burn up the City - We,re Really a Fright
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
We,re Rascals, Scoundrels - Villians and Knaves
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
We,re Devils and Black Sheep - Really Bad Eggs
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! A Pirate,s Life For Me
We,re Beggars and Flaggers - and Neer-do-well Cads
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Aye, but We,re Loved - By our Mommies and Dads
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
I be Black Davy Flint, arrrg.
Dread Pirate Flint
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!