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Official CBS Haiku Thread.
Posted on 09/14/2004 9:06:16 PM PDT by Boxcar
Post your CBS / Dan Rather Haiku here.
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; TV/Movies; The Poetry Branch
KEYWORDS: cbs; haiku; poetry; rather; seebs
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To: lady lawyer
Five beats on the first and third lines, seven beats on the second line...
To: lady lawyer
17 syllables total.
Usually written in three lines with a 5-7-5 syllable count on each line.
42
posted on
09/14/2004 9:52:10 PM PDT
by
Route66
(America's Mainstreet)
To: Boxcar
What about the content of the lines? How are they supposed to relate to each other?
To: lady lawyer
Just let your creative juices flow and see what comes out. :-)
44
posted on
09/14/2004 9:53:30 PM PDT
by
Route66
(America's Mainstreet)
To: Boxcar
A scandal hook descends
Troutmouth Dan bites
Nightmare now of pain and ruin
45
posted on
09/14/2004 9:54:43 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
(The left hates the Constitution. Islamic Fascism hates America. Natural allies.)
To: lady lawyer
What about the content of the lines? How are they supposed to relate to each other? From Wikipedia:
Haiku is a very short poetic form. Traditional Japanese haiku consisted of three lines of 5, 7, and 5 units each, which are generally applied as syllables, and contained a special wordthe kigothat indicated the season in which the haiku was set. Some consider that a haiku must also combine two different images, be written in present tense, have a focus on description and have a pause (the kireji or "cutting word") at the end of either the first or second line. All such rules are somewhat arbitrary and are habitually broken by most poets, especially when adapted for languages other than Japanese.</blockquote
To: Chad Fairbanks
Good men used to sweat in fear
Of attack by a Dan Rather smear
But along came the Net
Now it's a sure bet
That the truth will then become clear!
47
posted on
09/14/2004 9:55:55 PM PDT
by
Nateman
To: ThinkDifferent
Number 45 is great, isn't it?
To: Boxcar
An old typewriter
Could have been faked if Rather
Had used courier.
If Poe could see this
He'd write the Purloined Memo
And the Telltale Font
A good counterfeit
Would have hurt Bush's campaign
But this hurts Kerry.
49
posted on
09/14/2004 10:02:16 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(cong rec 27.3.86 jk speech doubleplusungood malreported cambodia rectify)
To: Boxcar
Raging limerick
headache must be confronted
with a limerick
A sneaky news-anchor named Dan
Came up with a devious plan
He plotted to go
With memos that were faux;
But faux memos are "no go's" for Dan ...
50
posted on
09/14/2004 10:06:14 PM PDT
by
dandelion
(http://johnkerryquestionfairy.blogspot.com/)
To: ThinkDifferent
The Lyin' in Autumn
The mouth that roared is muted
Toothless, truthless--CLICK!
To: Boxcar
"All Power is mine!"
Dinosaur Dan crows, blindly.
Freepers LOL.
52
posted on
09/14/2004 10:13:40 PM PDT
by
StrictTime
(MEDIA SPIN is causing me blurred vision, night sweats, toenail thickening and patchy baldness...)
To: Nateman; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Busted by the Net
Dan Rather falls, "Timber!"-like
Word®-wrote malfunction
To: Charles Henrickson
Times are achangin'
Our eye is on CBS
Be sure, they will blink
To: Charles Henrickson
Smug he was before.
Burnt Dan now goes down in flames.
Pouring on petro.
55
posted on
09/14/2004 10:24:33 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(Do you thinka you going Japanesa?)
To: Chad Fairbanks
60 Minutes II
48 Hours: That's how
Much time I've got left
To: Charles Henrickson
Stink in lying eye
Bring down national guard lie
Only lying Dan fry.
57
posted on
09/14/2004 10:30:20 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(Do you thinka you going Japanesa?)
To: Nateman
A happy ending
Powerful bad guy exposed
Super-scripted
To: Charles Henrickson
Dan, Dan, the anchorman
Spinning as hard as he possibly can
But try as he might
He just can't get it right
'Cause it's spun right out of his hands!
To: Nateman
Long day of FReeping
Already in pajamas
Now time for sleeping
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