Posted on 06/11/2004 11:34:12 AM PDT by Just another Joe
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Smoker's Lounge
Here you will find a comfy place to smoke, drink, joke or whatever. We always have a great time, so sit back, relax and...
The Madness of America is exemplified by the following:
At a small gathering, many of them absolute tabak haters, I ventured to ask,
Would you prefer me as a smoking anti-jihadi
Or
A non smoking jihadi?
Took way too long for an answer.
I'll say it again, if Osama had declared a jihad against SHS and tabak, he'd rule the US!
I don't know how wonky and twisted your gov't pension vs refugee programs are, but how's this for screwed up?
This came out of the Toronto Star in early March.
Pay pensioners same as refugees?
Re New refugee plan eyes small cities March 11.
I think the effort to resettle refugees in smaller communities is an excellent effort. These refugees may find it easier to integrate into a smaller community especially if accompanied by some of their compatriots.
I also found it interesting that the federal government provides a single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890 and each can also get an additional $580 in social assistance for a total of $2,470.
This compares very well to a single pensioner who after contributing to the growth and development of Canada for 40 years can only receive a monthly maximum of $1,012 in old age pension and Guaranteed Income Supplement. Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees?
Private clubs, fraternal organizations and volunteer fire companies are all exempt from the smoking ban in Delaware. But nursing homes, senior centers, and Churches are NOT.
It is a scary thought.
I'd like to point out that this ain't I. And my home computer is kaput, so I won't be dropping in from home until I can afford a new one. You're welcome.
That is definitely screwed up.
I know there are many wonderful Candians, and I have met many of them here at FR....unfortunately I have also met far too many of the "other" type.....such as the one I describe in my post 60.
This guy actually believes that I have ties with terrorist groups because I am against smoking bans and increased tobacco taxes. He also wants my daughter removed from our home by the state, because in his mind my husband and I are unfit as parents because we are smokers.
Nor am I this stalker. Just in case someone thinks it might be.
Don, it sounds like Miss Gabrielle's had the "pleasure" of the company of Svend "Why-would-anyone-be-surprised-he-got-caught-shoplifting" Robinson, the big noisy gay shoplifting member of our way-socialist NDP from right here in Vancouver.
I've been trying to. It's an old clone (reminds me of Hillary, who's an old crone) and it's pretty much kaput (unfortunately not resembling Hillary in this respect).
Back later. It's time to drive home from work to work at home.
Our friend (don't bend in front of) Svend is, was and always has been a twit, as well as the "poster boy" for the radical and wildly vociferous homosexual lobby.
Something lighter.
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. I got this in a email:
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z''S
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
Someone has waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands!
Good ones, Don! Maybe someone has an anagram computer program.
OMG - NO, absolutely not----I know this dude is not you.......
That's a possibility. There's a site on the web that translates your phone # into two words. Mine turns into "pig-fang". A (female) friend of mine's # becomes "fun-blis(s)".
I wish I could remember the site addy.
Believe me - I know it's not you either.
This guy has been kicked off FR under so many different names that he is completely and totally banned..........and he is very, very ticked off about it.....because he can no longer harrass me here and must resort to copy/paste and post on other message boards about me.
If you smoke,
please discard the
French cigs.
Boycott France.
Those are one of the FEW things the frogs do right!
Gauloises and brandy. GREAT combo! Almost as good as a Cuban cigar (I can get them legally here, nyah nyah) and Glenmorag.
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