The Cyborg Name Generator

The Cyborg Name Generator ^ | 5/5/04

[martin_fierro]

As Jung observed in his seminal work Der Sechsmilliondeutchmarkmann, each of us has within our soul a desire to know what our name would stand for if we were a cyborg. At long last, we have the technology. The Cyborg Name Generator will provide you with not only your cyborg name, but a personalized graphic suitable for embedding.

[Slings and Arrows]

While you folks have been yukking it up, I've been gathering intelligence on our enemies. The results are staggering:^*

H.I.L.L.A.R.Y.: Hydraulic Intelligent Lifeform Limited to Accurate Repair and Yelling

A.R.A.F.A.T.: Artificial Robotic Android Fabricated for Assassination and Troubleshooting

D.A.S.C.H.L.E.: Digital Artificial Soldier Calibrated for Harm and Logical Exploration

K.E.R.R.Y.: Kinetic Electronic Replicant Responsible for Yelling

D.O.W.D.: Device Optimized for Warfare and Destruction

And last but certainly least...

M.O.R.F.O.R.D.: Mechanical Obedient Replicant Fabricated for Online Repair and Destruction

^*Most likely because they're drunk.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

and...what is your cyborg name?

[Wampus SC]

[Wampus SC]

"While you folks have been yukking it up, I've been gathering intelligence on our enemies. The results are staggering:*"

H.I.L.L.A.R.Y.: Hydraulic Intelligent Lifeform Limited to Accurate Repair and Yelling"

And let's not forget...... M.O.N.I.C.A.

[humblegunner]

Cool!

[kissmyconservativebutt]

You like generators? Here you go:

http://www.in4mador.com/index.php?cat=generators <---whole lotta wasted time on some of these sites. Try the 'porno' name generator. My name was 'Wex Surewood'.

[kissmyconservativebutt]

[kissmyconservativebutt]

Forgot this one:

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/

[kissmyconservativebutt]

[Lazamataz]

Jacqui (Journeying Artificial Construct Qualified for Ultimate Infiltration)

(Ahhhnold accent) She's a hemimetal liquid alloy, can turn into knives and spikes and things that hurt kids. Very tough.

[Lazamataz]

L.A.W.R.E.N.C.E.: Lifeform Assembled for Worldwide Repair and Exploration/Networked Cybernetic Entity

[Lazamataz]

M.O.N.I.C.A.: Mechanical Obedient Nocturnal Infiltration and Calculation Android

I would change one thing, to better reflect the REAL Monica Lewinski: M.O.N.I.C.A.: Mechanical Obedient Nocturnal Infiltration and C***S*****G Android

[Constitution Day]

Der Sechsmilliondeutchmarkmann

Herren, können wir ihn umbauen. Wir haben die Technologie.

[fnord]

I can live with that ...

[Tijeras_Slim]

Now that just don't add up.

[Constitution Day]

Hey at least you got a name:

Names can't be more than eleven letters, so use a nickname. How about "Tiger"?

[1rudeboy]

I'd post the one for my real name, it's even funnier, but it's against my policy to identify myself on the net.

[Xenalyte]

Repair and Exploration is a cool job function!

[presidio9]

Positronic
Robotic
Exploration and
Sabatoge
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Device
Intended for
Observation
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[cyborg]