Free Republic Smokers' Lounge

Puff List ^ | 2/20/04 | francisandbeans

[Just another Joe]

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Welcome Friends, foes and associates to the completely remodeled Free Republic...

Smoker's Lounge

Here you will find a comfy place to smoke, drink, joke or whatever. We always have a great time, so sit back, relax and...

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A very special thank you to Registered for providing us with this fine logo....we will bear it with pride.

[Eastbound]

Okay, thanks.

[Lunatic Fringe]

Congrats! Does that now mean you hate us?

Not at all! But you guys do smell funny...

LOL

[Old Sarge]

'Evening. Do I understand that the bar is open, as well as the smoking lounge?

[Gabz]

How do you know the joker as "Larry Lane"?

Let me count the ways.................

[Gabz]

LOL!!!!!

[Just another Joe]

The bar IS the smoking lounge.
What can I get you?

[lockjaw02]

Because he posts on Yahoo, too. He used to post under the name "seeking.geo". He has trouble distinguishing between his aliases and over the years has posted so much personal info, then forgot which alias he was using. He's posting under his llane44 name now.

http://messages.yahoo.com/bbs?.mm=EV&action=m&board=7088116&tid=antismokingcrusades&sid=7088116&mid=112775

Funny thing is on iwon he keeps denying who he is, and he also keeps denying he's Canadian when posting under different names, but he always slips up and posts under the wrong alias.

[Old Sarge]

Trinadian Rum and cola, light ice.

And a pipe, if you can spare one...

I'll just camp out here, by the fire...

[Just another Joe]

Is this light enough on the ice?
And did you mean "Trinidadian" rum?

Take your pick on the pipes.

[Old Sarge]

That'll do the trick, Joe. Thank you.

(sip)

(pufpuff-puff-shsshsshsss)

Much better...

[Gabz]

I love camping out by the fire.....it's so comfy!!!!!!

I say this just as hubby is adding another log to the fire in our house!!!

[Old Sarge]

Ah. She both compliments, and shatters, with the same bandwidth. How bittersweet.

If you'll pardon me, this next toast is for...

"Absent Friends."

(sip)

[Gabz]

And I toast with you.............

[TheGrimReaper]

An oldie, yet still I chuckle at it.....

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.

One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the Parish Priest and asked, "Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?"

Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.".

Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?"

Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?"

[Gabz]

That one needs to be brought to class on Monday!!!!!!

[Gabz]

Typical of me - kill another thread!!!!!


See you all over the weekend.

[Eastbound]

Funny!

Hey, didn't I see you on another thread pretending you don't smoke? Clever! Here, have a Camel.

[Gabz]

Forgive me - I missed what you were drinking - care to share mine????

[Eastbound]

By all means, thank you! Wait! I'll put a nickel in the jukebox and play one of the theme songs -- "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes." I'm writing another song, but having trouble with the next line. It starts out, "Light 'em Up, Joe."