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Are Katie Couric's bangs hiding something? (Like a lobotomy?)
Knight Ridder Newspapers ^
| 02/18/2004
Posted on 02/18/2004 4:32:56 PM PST by jmcclain19
Edited on 05/07/2004 5:22:16 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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"Today" show fans may have noticed a change in Katie Couric's looks lately: The pixie NBC star is sporting some pretty long bangs. And, according to a report in Women's Wear Daily, they are there not as a fashion statement so much as camouflage. According to surgeon Cap Lesesne, wearing long bangs is a good way to hide forthcoming plastic surgery.
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Total puff piece, but the title of the article alone makes me laugh. Figured I would share this with many of her "fans" here at FR.
To: jmcclain19
They are hiding a DNA stain, that never completely washed off.
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posted on
02/18/2004 4:33:50 PM PST
by
Paul Atreides
(Is it really so difficult to post the entire article?)
To: jmcclain19
Must've been some complications during her latest colonoscopy.
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posted on
02/18/2004 4:35:16 PM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
("We deal in hard calibers and hot lead." - Roland Deschaines)
To: jmcclain19
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posted on
02/18/2004 4:35:48 PM PST
by
OXENinFLA
To: jmcclain19
You've got to have a brain first in order to have a lobotomy. No, what her bangs are hiding are the nubs from the horns she's had surgically removed.
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posted on
02/18/2004 4:36:18 PM PST
by
mass55th
To: jmcclain19
They're to hide the "Dean '04" tatoo she has on her forehead.
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posted on
02/18/2004 4:41:57 PM PST
by
My2Cents
("Well...there you go again.")
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To: jmcclain19
I don't think it's that as she appears to have also infected the staff around her.
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posted on
02/18/2004 4:46:46 PM PST
by
Joee
To: mass55th
Do you mean that Perky Couric is a scur?
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To: vetvetdoug
America's sweetheart?????? Excuse me--she is a brain dead mouthpiece that gets her marching orders every day from the DNC. She is too stupid to have a thought of her own.
To: jmcclain19
She should just consult with Botox Boy.
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posted on
02/18/2004 4:55:34 PM PST
by
quark
To: jmcclain19
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posted on
02/18/2004 4:56:32 PM PST
by
Fintan
(I'm all a-twitter.)
To: jmcclain19
America's sweetheart? Lol!
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posted on
02/18/2004 4:57:41 PM PST
by
TheSpottedOwl
(Until Kofi Annan rides the Jerusalem RTD....nothing will change.)
To: TheSpottedOwl
Yeah, "heart" isn't the part of America's anatomy I would associate her with.
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posted on
02/18/2004 5:01:37 PM PST
by
Enterprise
("Do you know who I am?")
To: Seamonster
And the "Clinton Slept Here" tatoo on her bum.
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posted on
02/18/2004 5:08:52 PM PST
by
My2Cents
("Well...there you go again.")
To: My2Cents
Those long bangs are "iin" and drive me nuts,,hanging down over the brows right iinto the eyes.. they look so uncomfortable, would drive me insane, but the young girls love them.
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posted on
02/18/2004 5:20:48 PM PST
by
cajungirl
(John Kerry has no botox and I have a bridge to sell you!)
To: My2Cents
Sure that tattoo doesn't read "666"?
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posted on
02/18/2004 5:48:34 PM PST
by
Argus
To: taillightchaser
she is a brain dead mouthpiece that gets her marching orders every day from the DNC. She is too stupid to have a thought of her own.
There you are, then. The bangs are to hide the transceiver that's been implanted into her forehead...
*Removes tinfoil hat*
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posted on
02/18/2004 9:26:52 PM PST
by
KangarooJacqui
(The pen is mightier than the sword... does that make the keyboard mightier than the AK-47?)
To: jmcclain19
Hoping to resurrect her career and sagging --- ratings, negotiations between Katie and Madonna fell through during preliminary plans for an on camera open mouth kiss.
Katie was devastated when Madonna opted for someone younger with bangs -- aka the Britney kiss.
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