Total puff piece, but the title of the article alone makes me laugh. Figured I would share this with many of her "fans" here at FR.
To: jmcclain19
They are hiding a DNA stain, that never completely washed off.
2 posted on
02/18/2004 4:33:50 PM PST by
Paul Atreides
(Is it really so difficult to post the entire article?)
To: jmcclain19
Must've been some complications during her latest colonoscopy.
3 posted on
02/18/2004 4:35:16 PM PST by
Joe 6-pack
("We deal in hard calibers and hot lead." - Roland Deschaines)
To: jmcclain19
4 posted on
02/18/2004 4:35:48 PM PST by
OXENinFLA
To: jmcclain19
You've got to have a brain first in order to have a lobotomy. No, what her bangs are hiding are the nubs from the horns she's had surgically removed.
5 posted on
02/18/2004 4:36:18 PM PST by
mass55th
To: jmcclain19
They're to hide the "Dean '04" tatoo she has on her forehead.
6 posted on
02/18/2004 4:41:57 PM PST by
My2Cents
("Well...there you go again.")
To: jmcclain19
I don't think it's that as she appears to have also infected the staff around her.
8 posted on
02/18/2004 4:46:46 PM PST by
Joee
To: jmcclain19
She should just consult with Botox Boy.
12 posted on
02/18/2004 4:55:34 PM PST by
quark
To: jmcclain19
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My suspicion is she's having fat pumped in to make her look more like Hillary. |
13 posted on
02/18/2004 4:56:32 PM PST by
Fintan
(I'm all a-twitter.)
To: jmcclain19
America's sweetheart? Lol!
14 posted on
02/18/2004 4:57:41 PM PST by
TheSpottedOwl
(Until Kofi Annan rides the Jerusalem RTD....nothing will change.)
To: jmcclain19
Hoping to resurrect her career and sagging --- ratings, negotiations between Katie and Madonna fell through during preliminary plans for an on camera open mouth kiss.
Katie was devastated when Madonna opted for someone younger with bangs -- aka the Britney kiss.
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