Caption "Dick" Gephardt - A long tall shadow?

[steplock]

In an EXTREMELY vain attempt of aping the "alpha male" Al Gore ... 

Heeere's Dick Gephard!

		Al's Airbrush enhancement on the cover of the Rolling Stone magazine
Mon Dec 1, 6:05 PM ET Democratic presidential hopeful Rep. Dick Gephardt (news - web sites), D-Mo., casts a shadow on the flag as he is introduced to speak at a rally Monday, Dec. 1, 2003, at the police station in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Gephardt, faulting President Bush (news - web sites) for ``gambling with our safety,'' on Monday called for spending $100 billion over five years on homeland security.(AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL !

[adam_az]

Dick Gebsoft! Ah I guess we shouldn't be so hard on the little fellow. After all, he's coming up from behind in the polls. After all, he's gonna have to work it an awful lot if he's gonna catch up with where Slick Willie was at this time during his last campaign. I just hope he doesn't get too bent out of shape in the process!

[lilylangtree]

"Oops! Jasper slipped through my fingers."

[Slings and Arrows]

Dick Gephardt having problems maintaining an election.

(With apologies to Dennis Miller.)

[adam_az]

Heretofore I declare, that "Gebhardt" shall from now refer to the male member.

Example

Why else do you think the Bent One had to use a cigar instead of his Gebhardt?

[adam_az]

Additional examples:

You can use "gebhardt" as a noun or verb!

The city really gebhardted me with their eminent domain crap!

Clintigula sure seems obsessed by his gebhardt!

Gebhardt is.

[mikrofon]

"That was a duck ..... Now this is an elephant -- I call him 'Little Jumbo'..."

[mcg1969]

His name alone is the perfect caption.

[hellinahandcart]

"Delusions of Grand Dick"

[Mudcat]

Aren't you supposed to STANDUP AND SALUTE the flag?

[Chummy]

...ahh, so Dickie Gee fell for one of those spam e-mails, huh?

[Consort]

Dick thinks he's a boner fide candidate.

[Slings and Arrows]

Gebhardt Gephardt before he Gebhardts you?

[adam_az]

yup!

[adam_az]

Barbara Streisand referred to him as "Gebhardt" if you recall, which is why I use this spelling.

http://www.drudgereport.com/strei1.htm

DATE. September 25, 2002
TO: Congressman Dick Gebhardt
FROM Barbra Streisand/Margery Tabankin
RE. Take the Offense

As you know, Barbra Streisand is busy in rehearsals for the performance she's giving on Sunday for the DCCC, so she asked me convey to you her feeling that it is time for the Democrats to get off the defensive and go on the offensive.

Naturally, Barbra's not surprised to see the Bush administration evoke strong rhetoric about Democrats caring more about their own 'special interests' than protecting the security of the country. Of course, the Republicans will say anything they need to in order to accomplish their own political agenda. Barbra feels that the Democratic Leadership must not continue to take this lying down.

While the Republicans are shouting about the Democrats' special interests, why are the Democrats not saying the same about the Republicans? How can we ignore the obvious influence on the Bush Administration of such special interests as the oil industry, the chemical companies, the logging industry, the defense contractors, the mining industry, and the automobile industry, just to name a few? Many of these industries, run by big Republican donors and insiders, clearly have much to gain if we go to war against Iraq. Barbra urges the Democrats to publicly convey this message to the American people.

While there are serious problems with Iraq and Saddam Hussein, Barbra feels that we can't let this issue become a distraction from the country's domestic problems and the President inability to fully dismantle the Al Queda network. Afterall, Sadam Hussein did not bomb the World Trade Center.

Feel free to call Barbra or me at 310-395-3599 if you would like to discuss this further.

1460 FOURTH STREET, SUITE 212 · SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA 90401

(310) 395~3599 · FAX (310) 395-9676

[Flux Capacitor]

"NO DICK FOR YOU!"

[Happy2BMe]

LoL! - Your post #37.

O.K. Bill Clinton U Twerp!

See if you can top THIS ONE!

[finnman69]

Democratic presidential hopeful Rep. Dick Gephardt (news - web sites), D-Mo., casts a shadow on the flag as he is introduced to speak at a rally Monday, Dec. 1, 2003, at the police station in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Gephardt, recently hired Ron Jeremy (news - web sites) as an image consultant.AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)

[SunnyUsa]

whew! At least he's not HAPPY to see someone!