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Caption "Dick" Gephardt - A long tall shadow?

Posted on 12/01/2003 5:08:24 PM PST by Happy2BMe



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KEYWORDS: dick; dickgephardt; dicksdick
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To: Happy2BMe

In an EXTREMELY vain attempt of aping the "alpha male" Al Gore ... 

Heeere's Dick Gephard!

Democratic presidential hopeful Rep. Dick Gephardt, D-Mo., casts a shadow on the flag as he is introduced to speak at a rally Monday, Dec. 1, 2003, at the police station in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Gephardt, faulting President Bush for ``gambling with our safety,'' on Monday called for spending $100 billion over five years on homeland security.(AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)
Al's Airbrush enhancement on the cover of the Rolling Stone magazine
Mon Dec 1, 6:05 PM ET
Democratic presidential hopeful Rep. Dick Gephardt (news - web sites), D-Mo., casts a shadow on the flag as he is introduced to speak at a rally Monday, Dec. 1, 2003, at the police station in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Gephardt, faulting President Bush (news - web sites) for ``gambling with our safety,'' on Monday called for spending $100 billion over five years on homeland security.(AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)

21 posted on 12/01/2003 7:23:18 PM PST by steplock (www.FOCUS.GOHOTSPRINGS.com)
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To: Paul Atreides; Happy2BMe
LOL !



22 posted on 12/01/2003 7:26:37 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (George Soros "MINOB": http://richard.meek.home.comcast.net/SorosRatsA.JPG)
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To: Happy2BMe

Dick Gebsoft! Ah I guess we shouldn't be so hard on the little fellow. After all, he's coming up from behind in the polls. After all, he's gonna have to work it an awful lot if he's gonna catch up with where Slick Willie was at this time during his last campaign. I just hope he doesn't get too bent out of shape in the process!
23 posted on 12/01/2003 7:27:13 PM PST by adam_az
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To: Happy2BMe
"Oops! Jasper slipped through my fingers."
24 posted on 12/01/2003 7:33:03 PM PST by lilylangtree
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To: ovrtaxt

Dick Gephardt having problems maintaining an election.

(With apologies to Dennis Miller.)

25 posted on 12/01/2003 7:34:21 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: yall
Heretofore I declare, that "Gebhardt" shall from now refer to the male member.

Example

Why else do you think the Bent One had to use a cigar instead of his Gebhardt?
26 posted on 12/01/2003 8:02:58 PM PST by adam_az
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To: yall
Additional examples:

You can use "gebhardt" as a noun or verb!

The city really gebhardted me with their eminent domain crap!

Clintigula sure seems obsessed by his gebhardt!

Gebhardt is.
27 posted on 12/01/2003 8:07:40 PM PST by adam_az
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To: Happy2BMe
"That was a duck ..... Now this is an elephant -- I call him 'Little Jumbo'..."
28 posted on 12/01/2003 8:30:25 PM PST by mikrofon
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To: Happy2BMe
His name alone is the perfect caption.
29 posted on 12/01/2003 8:32:18 PM PST by mcg1969
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To: Happy2BMe; NYC GOP Chick
"Delusions of Grand Dick"
30 posted on 12/01/2003 8:32:29 PM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: Happy2BMe
Aren't you supposed to STANDUP AND SALUTE the flag?
31 posted on 12/01/2003 8:33:19 PM PST by Mudcat
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To: Happy2BMe
...ahh, so Dickie Gee fell for one of those spam e-mails, huh?
32 posted on 12/01/2003 8:40:07 PM PST by Chummy (Billary in Baghdad was for Political Purposes)
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To: Happy2BMe
Dick thinks he's a boner fide candidate.
33 posted on 12/01/2003 9:11:49 PM PST by Consort
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To: adam_az
Gebhardt Gephardt before he Gebhardts you?
34 posted on 12/01/2003 9:54:26 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
yup!
35 posted on 12/01/2003 10:08:59 PM PST by adam_az
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To: adam_az
Barbara Streisand referred to him as "Gebhardt" if you recall, which is why I use this spelling.

http://www.drudgereport.com/strei1.htm

DATE. September 25, 2002
TO: Congressman Dick Gebhardt
FROM Barbra Streisand/Margery Tabankin
RE. Take the Offense

As you know, Barbra Streisand is busy in rehearsals for the performance she's giving on Sunday for the DCCC, so she asked me convey to you her feeling that it is time for the Democrats to get off the defensive and go on the offensive.

Naturally, Barbra's not surprised to see the Bush administration evoke strong rhetoric about Democrats caring more about their own 'special interests' than protecting the security of the country. Of course, the Republicans will say anything they need to in order to accomplish their own political agenda. Barbra feels that the Democratic Leadership must not continue to take this lying down.

While the Republicans are shouting about the Democrats' special interests, why are the Democrats not saying the same about the Republicans? How can we ignore the obvious influence on the Bush Administration of such special interests as the oil industry, the chemical companies, the logging industry, the defense contractors, the mining industry, and the automobile industry, just to name a few? Many of these industries, run by big Republican donors and insiders, clearly have much to gain if we go to war against Iraq. Barbra urges the Democrats to publicly convey this message to the American people.

While there are serious problems with Iraq and Saddam Hussein, Barbra feels that we can't let this issue become a distraction from the country's domestic problems and the President inability to fully dismantle the Al Queda network. Afterall, Sadam Hussein did not bomb the World Trade Center.

Feel free to call Barbra or me at 310-395-3599 if you would like to discuss this further.

1460 FOURTH STREET, SUITE 212 · SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA 90401

(310) 395~3599 · FAX (310) 395-9676
36 posted on 12/01/2003 10:11:40 PM PST by adam_az
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To: Happy2BMe


"NO DICK FOR YOU!"


37 posted on 12/02/2003 8:03:15 AM PST by Flux Capacitor (Surrogate Governor Wanted -- Apply Within)
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To: Flux Capacitor
LoL! - Your post #37.

O.K. Bill Clinton U Twerp!

See if you can top THIS ONE!


38 posted on 12/02/2003 8:56:24 AM PST by Happy2BMe (2004 - Who WILL the TERRORISTS vote for? - - Not George W. Bush, THAT'S for sure!)
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To: Happy2BMe

Democratic presidential hopeful Rep. Dick Gephardt (news - web sites), D-Mo., casts a shadow on the flag as he is introduced to speak at a rally Monday, Dec. 1, 2003, at the police station in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Gephardt, recently hired Ron Jeremy (news - web sites) as an image consultant.AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)
39 posted on 12/02/2003 8:59:09 AM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: Happy2BMe
whew! At least he's not HAPPY to see someone!
40 posted on 12/02/2003 10:05:10 AM PST by SunnyUsa
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