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Posted on 10/22/2026 2:31:13 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an interview with MS NOW last night, Representative Ilhan Omar explained that she didn't know that she had married her brother as they were separated at birth to be hidden from their father, Darth Vader.
Omar explained that her mother, Padmé, died shortly after giving birth to her and her brother on the asteroid known as Polis Massa in the Outer Rim. With Vader seeking to destroy the Jedi order, Omar and her brother were separated by the decision of Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi.
"You see Chris, I didn't even know I had a brother," explained Omar. "Obi-Wan Kenobi took him away to Tatooine for safekeeping when I was just a newborn. We were completely ignorant of each other's existence, so there was no way to know that I was actually related to the man I married. It's all Emperor Palpatine's fault."
The host nodded sympathetically as Omar explained that she would gladly provide documentation proving her account, but the records office on Alderaan had been destroyed by the Death Star.
"So Republicans are demanding that you produce documents from a planet that no longer exists," said Hayes, shaking his head. "Have they no decency?"
"It's disgusting, Chris," responded Omar. "It's hard enough that my father is Darth Vader without these baseless accusations of incest."
At publishing time, Omar had waved her hand at the camera and informed viewers that these were not the marriage records they were looking for.
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Good one.
The old Star Wars defense. Makes sense to me.
Darned Bee. Did it to me again.
“Darned Bee. Did it to me again.”
Ugh! Me too.
More plausible than any of her crap.
“Being a US citizen doesn’t make you an American!” rktman 2026
In a lot of cases being born in the US as a citizen doesn’t make you an American. 🤬
So I read the lead line....and wrinkle my brow...and I was right...it’s the BEE
1. “I don’t have any idea what you are talking about.”
2. “That’s preposterous - we were never married.
3. “I would never do something like that”.
4. “I didn’t know he is my brother.”
5. “So what? The British have been doing it for hundreds of years”.
6. “You’re a white racist!”.
She’ll change her story and say she didn’t marry her brother. She married her father, because well, he was a father figure to her.
James Earl Jones is their father?
According to the Koran, it’s okay for a husband to beat his wife. So does Ilhan’s brother beat her? If so, how often does he do it?
LOL — this is prime quality Bee right here.
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