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Posted on 09/30/2026 10:48:45 AM PDT by John Semmens
The UK government's plan to house 1,250 Muslim adult male asylum seekers at a military camp that backs onto the playing fields in the Village of Piddington has inspired the village leaders to apply to become part of the United States. Piddington chair Tim McNally said "our current population is only 350. We'd become a small minority in our own community with the addition of more than a thousand alien invaders with drastically different moral codes that blame women and children for tempting them to abuse, rape. or murder them living right next-door to us."
Parish councilor Joe Marshall agreed, saying "personal security is probably the main concern that people have about these asylum seekers. President Trump is one of those people that has a moral compass which means when certain things don't sit right with him he holds our government to account over it. Ultimately this is a topic that's quite high up in his agenda because it covers both military and also the immigration system. I'm sure it's something he'd happily grant us an opportunity to join or at least be recognized."
Piddington held a non-binding referendum and voted 285 to 26 in favor of "seceding from the UK and pursuing self-determination." A spokesperson for the British Home Office reminded the folks of Piddington that "while we recognize the strength of their feelings on this matter, it is the government's right to relocate these migrants wherever we please. I also would like to point out that criticizing these foreigners violates our hate speech laws. Further, voting to secede is treason. In the past, British subjects have been beheaded or hanged for less."
Prime Minister Andy Burnham assured the citizens of Piddington that "we would not be so merciless as to execute anyone for merely passing a non-binding referendum. However, any attempt to negotiate a deal with the US President will be met with a much more stringent resolve. We are unable to prevent our island from being invaded by small boats carrying Islamic colonizers. The best we can do is try to house, feed, and clothe them as cheaply as we can without losing too many votes in the next election. Small, lightly populated spots like Piddington are ideal in this regard so we cannot be persuaded to abandon our plan. The best we can do is advise everyone to keep a stiff upper lip."
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“”we would not be so merciless as to execute anyone for merely passing a non-binding referendum. However, any attempt to negotiate a deal with the US President will be met with a much more stringent resolve. “
IOW, it’s not off the table.............
Unfortunately, our government is importing muslims almost as fast as Britain, so it wouldn’t be much different for them as part of the U.S.
Free State of Winston County!
Seriously? A few machine nests on the beaches would do wonders.
Are they actually saying they cannot defend their own country?
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