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Supreme Court Rules Securing Elections Unconstitutional
Babylon Bee ^ | 09/15/2026 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/15/2026 10:22:42 AM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a landmark decision just weeks before people head to the polls to vote in the midterms, the United States Supreme Court ruled that securing elections was unconstitutional.

Despite efforts from the Trump administration to secure U.S. elections by restricting mail-in ballots and ensuring only citizens would be allowed to vote, the Supreme Court issued a ruling that declared any attempt to prevent widespread fraud from rigging elections to be a clear violation of the Constitution.

"Making sure elections are legal is illegal," Justice Sonia Sotomayor wrote in the majority opinion. "There is no provision in the Constitution for securing elections so that they can't be tampered with and stolen. Any attempts made by the current administration to instill confidence in our electoral process are hereby null and void. Also, what is a Constitution, anyway?"

Though the decision was not unanimous, several justices on the court agreed that securing elections goes against everything the Founding Fathers intended. "Free and fair elections aren't what this country was built on," said Justice Elena Kagan. "If someone wants to hatch a plan to create hundreds of thousands of falsified mail-in ballots to swing an election in a certain direction, who are we to stand in their way? This is a free country, and that includes the freedom to cheat in elections."

The Trump administration vowed to continue the fight for election integrity despite the nation's highest court ruling in favor of removing all safeguards against fraud.

At publishing time, the Supreme Court had issued a ruling declaring the Constitution unconstitutional.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; constitution; elections; mailinballots; satire; scotus

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1 posted on 09/15/2026 10:22:42 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

I mean if there are no restrictions I guess both parties should exploit. There’s officially no law about these mail in ballots so let’s go we have two months


2 posted on 09/15/2026 10:26:12 AM PDT by Persevero (You cannot comply your way out of tyranny. )
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To: Persevero

Well , why not.

Both parties are masters of monetary inflation.
Why not ballot inflation as well.

Today’s goal: One Billion ballots cast for each Senator or Congressman!


3 posted on 09/15/2026 10:31:19 AM PDT by sjmjax
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To: DFG

Time to re-paint America’s post offices. Use paint that takes a month to dry.


4 posted on 09/15/2026 10:36:19 AM PDT by Empire_of_Liberty
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To: DFG

The Bee again becomes indistinguishable from reality...


5 posted on 09/15/2026 10:37:36 AM PDT by Regulator (It's fraud, Jim)
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To: Persevero

It does beg the obvious question: if cheating is both productive and permitted, why should only one party engage in it?


6 posted on 09/15/2026 10:40:18 AM PDT by daler
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To: daler

There is only one party.


7 posted on 09/15/2026 10:42:48 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Some people want to control their own life, others want to control the lives of others. )
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To: DFG

But sadly, this is not satire.... it’s factual and reality.


8 posted on 09/15/2026 10:44:15 AM PDT by Danie_2023 (I'm America First, but I stand by Israel and against 'anyone' that acts against America or Israel.)
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To: DFG

we now a lawyer who quit teaching constitutional law because of the sheer number of patently unconstitutional Supreme Court decisions....”why teach the constitution when it is held irrelevent or even in open contempt by the courts?”


9 posted on 09/15/2026 11:04:48 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: DFG

This is essentially the same court that permitted Ruth Ginsburg to remotely cast decisions and participate in court business while hospitalized.


10 posted on 09/15/2026 11:36:47 AM PDT by Starboard
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To: DFG

The Legal Framework of ElectionsState and Congressional Authority: Under Article I of the U.S. Constitution (the Elections Clause) and the Tenth Amendment, states hold primary responsibility for running elections and setting voter eligibility rules, ****while Congress has the authority to make or alter regulations****.

Democrats want total control of congress for many reasons this is a big one comrades.


11 posted on 09/15/2026 11:46:42 AM PDT by Vaduz (NEVER TRUST A DEMOCRAT)
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To: Starboard
This is essentially the same court that permitted Ruth Ginsburg to remotely cast decisions and participate in court business while hospitalized kept alive in frankensteins laboratory so that her clerks and handlers could vote for her. /fixed
12 posted on 09/15/2026 12:00:32 PM PDT by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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To: z3n

Thank you for the fix. :)

By its own actions WRT Ginsburg the court has essentially legitimized voting in absentia so its latest decision comes as no surprise.


13 posted on 09/15/2026 12:09:50 PM PDT by Starboard
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To: DFG; All
Thank you for referencing that article DFG.

Supreme Court Rules Securing Elections Unconstitutional


Thanks to Babylon Bee appreciated sarcasm, we're at least seeing the compromised (imo) Supremes remain disturbingly silent about Section 2 of the 14th Amendment before an election instead of after an election like we saw in 2020 elections, Section 2 a penalty for states where ballot box fraud has occurred.

In fact, note the zero tolerance "hair triggers" in that section that the Supremes, Pence and the J6 Congress wrongly ignored imo when lawmakers voted to accept Biden's electoral votes in 2020 despite allegations of vote-counting problems.

Additionally, unlike 2020 elections when swing states got a free pass concerning their alleged ballot box fraud, we also have some hope that the Trump Administration will use its Section 2 oversight power to discourage elite, desperate Democrats and RINOs from stealing 2026 midterm elections.

DOJ Warns States of Potential Criminal Penalties Over Noncitizen Voting Enforcement

Also consider that the 20th Amendment (20A) suspiciously (imo) moved the day that a new president takes office from early March to last half January, giving less time for Section 2 election integrity protections to be considered.

In fact, noting that parts of the Constitution could have been better written, it is nonetheless disturbing that an argument for the FDR era 20A was to get rid of "lame duck" time for the peacetime, constitutionally limited power (hint) Congress, the Constitution's drafters requiring Congress to meet only once a year.

Excerpted from 20A:

Section 1. The terms of the President and Vice President shall end at noon on the 20th day of January, and the terms of Senators and Representatives at noon on the 3d day of January, of the years in which such terms would have ended if this article had not been ratified; and the terms of their successors shall then begin.

Section 2. The Congress shall assemble at least once in every year, and such meeting shall begin at noon on the 3d day of January unless they shall by law appoint a different day.

14 posted on 09/15/2026 12:48:43 PM PDT by Amendment10
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To: sjmjax

Numbers are infinite! Applies to numbers in the Supreme Court too. Anything goes I guess


15 posted on 09/15/2026 3:25:54 PM PDT by Persevero (You cannot comply your way out of tyranny. )
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