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Posted on 03/02/2026 10:44:49 AM PST by DFG
NEW YORK, NY — After U.S. military action against the Ayatollah, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was reportedly getting nervous that President Donald Trump keeps assassinating Muslim dictators.
The radical extremist now ruling as the leader of an oppressive Islamic regime in the Big Apple was overheard asking his closest advisors for plans to take cover to avoid Trump's ongoing campaign to wipe out all Muslim dictators who threaten the security of the United States.
"There aren't many of us left," Mamdani reportedly told one aide. "Trump keeps taking out all of our best guys. Every radical Muslim dictator is now in danger, including me. If I don't want to be next, I need to hide somewhere. What are our options?
After being briefed on all available security and evacuation measures, Mamdani reportedly notified is Islamic regime to prepare for conflict with the United States. "It's inevitable," he said. "The Trump administration has made it clear that the days of Islamic dictatorships that take aggressive stances against the U.S. are numbered. That means us. If Trump keeps eliminating America-hating Muslim leaders, I know it'll eventually be my turn."
According to insiders, Mamdani then ordered all members of his staff to their battle stations to await further orders while he took refuge in a subterranean bunker in his mayoral headquarters underneath a major children's hospital.
At publishing time, Mamdani had ordered retaliatory snowball strikes against strategic U.S. targets within New York City.
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NYC taxpayers will get him first ,LOL
Mamdani should sleep on a subway car that is in service so the dastardly Trump can’t target him. Of course he would probably be stabbed by a psychopath on the first night.
I did not know until just now looking it up, but Mamdani is not Sunni. He is Shiite.
YES.
Everyone knows he is $hit. But is he muslim?
If only......
I bet, he loaded all his belongings on bitcoin flash drive, and made sure his Ugandan passport is up to date!?
Mamdani should listen to Petula Clark’s advice: “Don’t sleep in the subway, darlin’...”
LOL 😅
Aide: Sir, can I get you a kufi to show your faith in your protector above us?
Mamdami: Forget the kufi. Get me a Kevlar vest, steel thigh and forearm guards and steel toed boots. I’m in danger.
((Kufi is the African version of the taqiyah, the small cap worn in Africa by Muslim men.))
When the warmth of Collectivism is really the fire of Hell.
Babylon Bee, thanks for the laugh...
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