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2,000 Feds Surge into Minnesota [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 January 2026 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/11/2026 9:06:23 AM PST by John Semmens

In response to the crimes being committed in Minnesota by immigrants, the Trump administration has ordered 2,000 federal agents from the Department of Homeland Security and the FBI to conduct a 30-day crackdown in the Twin Cities area.

Gov. Gavin Newsom (D-Calif) said "while Gov. Walz and I might very well end up as rival contenders for the 2028 Democratic nomination for president, this intrusion on state sovereignty is unwarranted. Tim is a man of character, strength, and compassion. The fact that he has suspended his bid for reelection so he can focus on finding and prosecuting the daycare fraud proves that Minnesota and America are better off thanks to his lifelong public service."

Walz expressed his gratitude for "Gov. Newsom's kind words, but I urge folks not to worry about me. I'm going to do alright after I leave office at the end of my current term. The 5% cut I was awarded for smoothing the way forward for the Somali daycare operators has turned out to be a far bigger return that I ever could've imagined. I could use the money to buy fancy cars, a big house, or send remittances to Somali like some of the daycare operators have. Or, I could bankroll my campaign to beat out Gov. Newsom for the 2028 Democratic nomination for president."

In related news, the Hampton Inn, a Hilton-affiliated hotel, warned that it "will not permit ICE or DHS agents to stay at our property." Hilton responded stating, "we have been in direct contact with the hotel and they have apologized for the actions of their team, which was not in keeping with their policies." Later, a reporter posing as a DHS employee was denied a room at the Hampton Inn.


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: illegals; newsom; satire; walz

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1 posted on 01/11/2026 9:06:23 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“while Gov. Walz and I might very well end up as rival contenders for the 2028 Democratic nomination


so that is why walz in not running for governor...................


2 posted on 01/11/2026 10:31:00 AM PST by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued, but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere)
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To: John Semmens

Walz sloppy handling of the scmmers getting exposed may not good for his health?.


3 posted on 01/11/2026 11:30:29 AM PST by Vaduz (?.)
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