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Man Achieves American Dream Of Working Hard And Paying Taxes For 50 Years So He Can Fund Fraudulent Somali Daycares
Babylon Bee ^ | 12/30/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/30/2025 8:57:17 AM PST by DFG

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Local factory worker Hector Flintstock has been working hard, following the law, saving money, and paying taxes for 50 years, and is finally able to achieve his lifelong retirement dream of funding a fraudulent Somali daycare center.

"Yessir, I've been workin' my tail off my whole life. I reckon I've sent about 2 million of my hard-earned dollars to the government," said Flintstock with a satisfied smile. "Today, I just learned that's enough to fund a fake daycare run by Somali scammers for about 10 months. I've been dreaming of this my whole life. I couldn't be prouder."

Somali migrants who run the Center For Tiching Kidz Stuf thanked Flinstock for his lifetime of faithful service. "The money will be put to good use," said Cabdiqaadir Nuur Maxamed Faarax, the teacher, superintendent, bus driver, and janitor at the daycare. "We will be purchasing ammunition for Al-Shabaab to slaughter infidels in the glorious land of Somalia. Allahu Akbar, and death to the Great Satan America. Thank you."

I'm just glad my years of honest labor made some difference," said Flintstock to reporters.

At publishing time, Democrats in Minnesota had voted to raise taxes to fund 12,000 new daycare centers in the area.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee

1 posted on 12/30/2025 8:57:17 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

Thank your local democrat.


2 posted on 12/30/2025 8:59:46 AM PST by utax
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To: DFG

What? You mean that is not also your dream? Are you racist?


3 posted on 12/30/2025 9:02:04 AM PST by Nateman (Democrats did not strive for fraud friendly voting merely to continue honest elections.)
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To: DFG

Those Somali dudes are smart to be able to bilk billions with fraud. I would not know how to do it.


4 posted on 12/30/2025 9:08:22 AM PST by Bobbyvotes (Work is worship! .... Bhagavad Geeta)
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To: DFG

Remember, we are paying “daycare” for the bastards whose sperm and egg donors murdered AMERICAN soldiers, dragged their burnt bodies through the streets of their Mogadishu craphole and then hung the burnt bodies from bridges like pieces of meat. Every one of these Sammie subhumans need to be sent back to the sewer they crawled out of after we get our 9 billion back from the thieving scumbags.


5 posted on 12/30/2025 9:12:28 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (MAGAism is the greatest CURE for DemonRAT "Demockrazy". )
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To: Nateman

The money quote.

Thieving Somali illegal-migrant-pirates who run the “Center For Tiching
Kidz Stoopit Stuf” thanked Flinstock for his lifetime of faithful service.
<><>”His tax dollars will be put to good use,”
<><>Cabdiqaadir Nuur Maxamed Faarax, daycare teacher, supt, bus driver, and janitor is in charge.
<><>”We will be purchasing arms and ammunition for Al-Shabaab terrorists”
<><> “terrorists have a nifty plan”
<><>”they will slaughter infidels in the glorious land of Somalia”.
<><>”Allahu Akbar, and death to the Great Satan America. Thank you.”


6 posted on 12/30/2025 9:12:42 AM PST by Liz (Jonathan Swift: Government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.)
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To: Bobbyvotes

I’m guessing these are the same dudes who’ve been sending scam emails to acquire funds from susceptible seniors by telling us a relative has died and left us money for years. They just figured out a direct way to the money.


7 posted on 12/30/2025 9:13:04 AM PST by grame (May you know more of the love of God Almighty this day!)
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To: Nateman

“...What? You mean that is not also your dream? Are you racist?...”

“Keep your nose clean.”, they said. “Get an education.” they said.
“Put your shoulder to the wheel and work hard and you will make it.” they said.

Biggest damn lie ever perpetrated on planet earth, except maybe for the one their serepent told Eve in the garden.

It’s more like: Keep your nose clean, get an education, work hard so we can steal what you make by way of our many legalized theft programs in order to give to fricken’ foreign thieves and to line our dirty little pockets. Spit.


8 posted on 12/30/2025 9:15:17 AM PST by lgjhn23 ("On the 8th day, Satan created the progressive liberal to destroy all the good that God created...")
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To: Bobbyvotes

I’m thinking they had help.


9 posted on 12/30/2025 9:16:03 AM PST by kosciusko51
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To: DFG

Minnesota is why us seniors are getting screwed on medicare in 2026. What was in great shape in 2021 is almost non-existant in 2026.


10 posted on 12/30/2025 9:22:30 AM PST by George from New England (escaped CT back in 2006)
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To: Bobbyvotes

They must be getting help. At the end of the day, all these government “charities” are just laundering money to democrats. The dems make sure the Somalis know what to do.


11 posted on 12/30/2025 9:28:19 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: DFG

Why limit this to Somalis? The man worked hard and paid taxes for 50 years so that a lot of people, including good old Americans, to commit fraud on Welfare, food stamps, SSI disability and other transfer payment systems. The Welfare State sounds good in theory - helping the poor and vulnerable - but is a massive fraud in practice.


12 posted on 12/30/2025 9:33:04 AM PST by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: DFG

The wonderful Bee !!!


13 posted on 12/30/2025 9:34:33 AM PST by Tennessee Nana
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To: Bobbyvotes

“Those Somali dudes are smart to be able to bilk billions with fraud. I would not know how to do it.”

…you would if you had generations of relatives that knew nothing but how to rob, cheat, steal and lie like these dung beetles do. It’s all they know.


14 posted on 12/30/2025 9:39:48 AM PST by albie
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To: Bobbyvotes

A few little “bluebirds” told them how.


15 posted on 12/30/2025 9:49:22 AM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Bobbyvotes

Don’t be fooled. At the very top of this scheme are white leftists. They set it up through back channels to be easy and then get their cut in various ways. They know they can use the cover of calling people racists if it starts heating up.


16 posted on 12/30/2025 11:16:19 AM PST by Codeflier (Don't worry....be happy)
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To: DFG

Once again, the Bee is on target.


17 posted on 12/30/2025 11:45:17 AM PST by citizen (A transgender malel competing against women may be male, but he's no man.)
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