Posted on 12/30/2025 8:57:17 AM PST by DFG
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Local factory worker Hector Flintstock has been working hard, following the law, saving money, and paying taxes for 50 years, and is finally able to achieve his lifelong retirement dream of funding a fraudulent Somali daycare center.
"Yessir, I've been workin' my tail off my whole life. I reckon I've sent about 2 million of my hard-earned dollars to the government," said Flintstock with a satisfied smile. "Today, I just learned that's enough to fund a fake daycare run by Somali scammers for about 10 months. I've been dreaming of this my whole life. I couldn't be prouder."
Somali migrants who run the Center For Tiching Kidz Stuf thanked Flinstock for his lifetime of faithful service. "The money will be put to good use," said Cabdiqaadir Nuur Maxamed Faarax, the teacher, superintendent, bus driver, and janitor at the daycare. "We will be purchasing ammunition for Al-Shabaab to slaughter infidels in the glorious land of Somalia. Allahu Akbar, and death to the Great Satan America. Thank you."
I'm just glad my years of honest labor made some difference," said Flintstock to reporters.
At publishing time, Democrats in Minnesota had voted to raise taxes to fund 12,000 new daycare centers in the area.
Thank your local democrat.
What? You mean that is not also your dream? Are you racist?
Those Somali dudes are smart to be able to bilk billions with fraud. I would not know how to do it.
Remember, we are paying “daycare” for the bastards whose sperm and egg donors murdered AMERICAN soldiers, dragged their burnt bodies through the streets of their Mogadishu craphole and then hung the burnt bodies from bridges like pieces of meat. Every one of these Sammie subhumans need to be sent back to the sewer they crawled out of after we get our 9 billion back from the thieving scumbags.
The money quote.
Thieving Somali illegal-migrant-pirates who run the “Center For Tiching
Kidz Stoopit Stuf” thanked Flinstock for his lifetime of faithful service.
<><>”His tax dollars will be put to good use,”
<><>Cabdiqaadir Nuur Maxamed Faarax, daycare teacher, supt, bus driver, and janitor is in charge.
<><>”We will be purchasing arms and ammunition for Al-Shabaab terrorists”
<><> “terrorists have a nifty plan”
<><>”they will slaughter infidels in the glorious land of Somalia”.
<><>”Allahu Akbar, and death to the Great Satan America. Thank you.”
I’m guessing these are the same dudes who’ve been sending scam emails to acquire funds from susceptible seniors by telling us a relative has died and left us money for years. They just figured out a direct way to the money.
“...What? You mean that is not also your dream? Are you racist?...”
“Keep your nose clean.”, they said. “Get an education.” they said.
“Put your shoulder to the wheel and work hard and you will make it.” they said.
Biggest damn lie ever perpetrated on planet earth, except maybe for the one their serepent told Eve in the garden.
It’s more like: Keep your nose clean, get an education, work hard so we can steal what you make by way of our many legalized theft programs in order to give to fricken’ foreign thieves and to line our dirty little pockets. Spit.
I’m thinking they had help.
Minnesota is why us seniors are getting screwed on medicare in 2026. What was in great shape in 2021 is almost non-existant in 2026.
They must be getting help. At the end of the day, all these government “charities” are just laundering money to democrats. The dems make sure the Somalis know what to do.
Why limit this to Somalis? The man worked hard and paid taxes for 50 years so that a lot of people, including good old Americans, to commit fraud on Welfare, food stamps, SSI disability and other transfer payment systems. The Welfare State sounds good in theory - helping the poor and vulnerable - but is a massive fraud in practice.
The wonderful Bee !!!
“Those Somali dudes are smart to be able to bilk billions with fraud. I would not know how to do it.”
…you would if you had generations of relatives that knew nothing but how to rob, cheat, steal and lie like these dung beetles do. It’s all they know.
A few little “bluebirds” told them how.
Don’t be fooled. At the very top of this scheme are white leftists. They set it up through back channels to be easy and then get their cut in various ways. They know they can use the cover of calling people racists if it starts heating up.
Once again, the Bee is on target.
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