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DNC Scraps 2024 Election Loss Autopsy [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 December 2025 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/21/2025 9:25:57 AM PST by John Semmens

Democratic National Committee (DNC) Chairman Ken Martin has decided not to publish the post-election autopsy the Party has been working on since last year. "Look, we did our best to try to convince voters that Trump and the Republicans are fascists who want to undermine our democracy," he said. "But our message was drowned out by unfavorable media coverage and the inherent racism of white voters. The censorship of social media that was so successful during the pandemic lost steam as more folks began to doubt the effectiveness of the vaccine President Biden mandated. As data showed the vaccine didn't prevent infection or transmission of the Covid virus a majority of people decided not to get the booster shots that are necessary to ensure a steady cash flow for the vaccine manufacturers."

Simon Bazelon, a Democrat who believes the Party must move toward the center of the left/right divide conducted a different autopsy. He said "the Party has drifted too far to the left for normal people. From the fringe issues of transgender extremism, allowing men into women's locker rooms and onto women's sports teams, to a crazy love affair with socialism--one of the most dismal political philosophies in human history--to the undemocratic selection of our mediocre presidential nominee, we lacked a persuasive reason for folks to elect our candidates."


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; kamala; satire; socialism

1 posted on 12/21/2025 9:25:57 AM PST by John Semmens
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It does look like they are still going to carry through with their plans to elect all blonde Barbies as Mayors and Governors to get all the Alfalfa Harris “white dudes” worked up, hot and bothered as they proclaim “rappers” are the new kings of C&W music.


2 posted on 12/21/2025 9:37:05 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Freedom isn' FREE. Neither is Socialism. Somebody has to pay the tab for the freeloaders invaders.)
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To: John Semmens

This news broke at the beginning of last week. It’s a cliche but let me still serve that of the election results had been the opposite, I doubt the MSM would not bother covering the deep sixing of the election post mortem


3 posted on 12/21/2025 9:43:00 AM PST by j.havenfarm (25 years on Free Republic, 12/10/25! More than 12,750 replies and still not shutting up!)
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To: John Semmens

“Look, we did our best to try to convince voters that Trump and the Republicans are fascists who want to undermine our democracy,” he said. “But our message was drowned out by unfavorable media coverage and the inherent racism of white voters.


but the message was good.....................

that is not the problem.


4 posted on 12/21/2025 9:53:13 AM PST by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued, but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere)
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Can’t let the truth get out, it might be toxic.............in fact it is toxic.................to them.............


5 posted on 12/21/2025 10:07:05 AM PST by Red Badger (Iryna Zarutska, May 22, 2002 Kyiv, Ukraine – August 22, 2025 Charlotte, North Carolina Say her name)
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LOL! The canceled decided to cancel why the American people canceled them. Ergo..it never happened! Left wing group think.


6 posted on 12/21/2025 11:32:14 AM PST by Rowdyone (Vigilence)
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