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Cheer Up, Libs! Here Are 10 Things Even You Can Be Thankful For This Year
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/27/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/27/2025 10:44:23 AM PST by DFG

Conservatism may be the superior political ideology, but don't beat yourself up, liberals. There's still plenty to be thankful for this year.

Here are just a few examples:

1. Trump will probably die before he's 100, so he can only be president for like 20 more years: No one lives forever.

2. Trump got totally owned by Jimmy Fallon or Kimmel or whatever his name is: Tens of people saw it.

3. The right is currently tearing itself to shreds, arguing about whether they should team up with literal Nazis, so the future for Democrats is pretty bright actually: Just hold on a little longer.

4. You can still go back and rewatch your West Wing DVD box set: It's the closest thing to the real-life utopian Obama era.

5. There are lots of other countries to live in other than America: The weather in Somalia is lovely right now.

6. The Handmaid's Tale costume you were assigned is fairly comfortable: And red is your favorite color.

7. Pecan pie is delicious: This doesn't have much to do with politics, but it's worth mentioning.

8. Tofurkey: You know you all love it.

9. You have three years until Vance becomes president and Trump gets relegated to vice president (until Vance resigns and they switch places in a preconceived plan to circumvent the 22nd Amendment, but that's still a ways away): Enjoy the good times while they last.

10. You'll always have climate change: There has to be a hurricane or fire or something coming up soon.

See, liberals? There are a ton of things to be thankful for. At least ten things, anyway. If you know more things liberals should be thankful for, post them in the comments below.


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1 posted on 11/27/2025 10:44:23 AM PST by DFG
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4. You can still go back and rewatch your West Wing DVD box set: It's the closest thing to the real-life utopian Obama era.

LOL! That show was the libs’ wet dream of the Clinton Admin.

2 posted on 11/27/2025 11:01:07 AM PST by Rummyfan (Ok In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support lthe civilized man.👨 so t tv)
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Lefties’ll always have climate change: There has to be a hurricane, a 4-alarm fire
or so-me-th-ing catastrophic coming up soon that’ll make those dam deniers wince.


3 posted on 11/27/2025 11:05:18 AM PST by Liz ("Socialism is a wonderful idea. It's just that it's been disastrous." Thomas Sowell. )
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To: DFG

They just had an assassination to celebrate yesterday. They should all be in a good mood.


4 posted on 11/27/2025 11:09:49 AM PST by bray (It's not racist to be racist against races the DNC hates.)
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To: DFG

I’ll just leave this here:

Democrat Sen. Ruben Gallego says Dem men look like women and Dem women look like men.


5 posted on 11/27/2025 11:22:20 AM PST by SaxxonWoods (Annnd....TRUMP IS RIGHT AGAIN.)
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To: bray

Their muslim got caught and shot a little bit so it probably gave them a case of the sads.


6 posted on 11/27/2025 11:25:32 AM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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Why wasnt the attacker shot dead?


7 posted on 11/27/2025 11:58:25 AM PST by hoosierham (Freedom isnt free)
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Why wasnt the attacker shot dead?

I hope it was to find accomplices and to have him lowered into boiling water at 1 inch per hour.

8 posted on 11/27/2025 12:02:15 PM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: DFG

#11
Assisted “Unaliveing oneself” in
Canada is Legal !
.
Un Christian-—perhaps
But Funny.


9 posted on 11/27/2025 12:23:00 PM PST by Big Red Badger (ALL Things Will be Revealed !)
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