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Letitia James Smooths Things Over By Sending Trump Heartfelt 'Sorry I Maliciously Prosecuted You' Card
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/10/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/10/2025 12:30:20 PM PDT by DFG

NEW YORK, NY — Sources said the indicted New York attorney general held out hope that she could ease her combative relationship with the president, as Letitia James attempted to smooth things over by sending Trump a heartfelt "Sorry I Maliciously Prosecuted You" card.

Indicted on charges of bank fraud after spending the last two years prosecuting President Trump, James reportedly scrambled to perform some type of gesture that would thaw the ice between the two political enemies, eventually deciding that a greeting card was the perfect choice.

"Dear Donald, my bad for trying to falsely imprison you," James wrote in the card. "We may be on different sides of the political aisle, but that doesn't mean we can't be friendly. I know I said a lot of mean things and tried to destroy you, your family, and your legacy, but please accept this card as a token of my remorse. Please do not put me in jail. Thanks. P.S. — Your hair looked great on TV yesterday."

Though the card was described as blatant groveling by critics, insiders said that James put a lot of thought into the gesture. "She really wants to make amends," one source said. "You wouldn't believe how hard it was to find a Walgreens that had a dedicated ‘Sorry I Maliciously Prosecuted You' section. Letitia feels really bad about what happened. Also, she just really doesn't want to go to prison."

At publishing time, James had also called Hickory Farms to ask if they had any gift baskets that would be good to send to someone after you tried to ruin their lives and send them to prison.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; crook; demogogicparty; letitiajames; newyork; satire

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1 posted on 10/10/2025 12:30:20 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Reminds me of that line from Blazing Saddles: “Sorry about the ‘Up yours Ni**er.’”


2 posted on 10/10/2025 12:31:28 PM PDT by cuban leaf (2024 is going to be one for the history books, like 1939. And 2025 will be more so, like 1940-1945.)
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To: DFG

But being a Dem means never having to say you’re sorry.

Such as the candidate Spanberger refraining from withdrawing endorsement of Jay James for advocating killing GOP people and their children in texts he sent out.

Or Katie Porter not backing down but saying she was only demanding the highest quality from her staff when she yelled and swore at them.

Or Mamdani saying the day the Hamas terrorists could finally break through to express themselves through violence was after Israel had oppressed them and led to Israeli genocide killings so October 7th wasn’t so bad after all.

And countless others.


3 posted on 10/10/2025 12:37:57 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: DFG
Hallmark has a card for every occasion: "Sorry I mocked your gay "marriage".

4 posted on 10/10/2025 12:42:46 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie ( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and his mercy endures forever. — Psalm 106)
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To: DFG

Winner, winner, chicken dinner ... or is it crow?


5 posted on 10/10/2025 12:45:43 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (First, I was a clinger, then deplorable, now I'm garbage. Feel the love? )
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To: DFG

She not only tried to put Trump in jail on false charges, but take as much of his money as possible.


6 posted on 10/10/2025 12:46:04 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Telepathic Intruder

No jail in civil cases. It was Alvin Bragg who tried to put him in prison


7 posted on 10/10/2025 12:50:45 PM PDT by j.havenfarm (24 years on Free Republic, 12/10/24! More than 10,500 replies and still not shutting up!)
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To: DFG

Oh, the Bee is just mailing them in now.


8 posted on 10/10/2025 12:53:57 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man, but it's ok---- I wasn't married to it.)
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To: DFG

I still can’t get over the entire news media cabal of marxist wild eyed leftists overlook completely every last thing the Government at multiple levels did to Punish a Political Enemy, Donald J Trump. As if it never happened.

Trump using the exact same rule book is a travesty and an end of democracy in their words?....


9 posted on 10/10/2025 12:55:06 PM PDT by eyeamok
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To: DFG

He’d reply, “You’re going down, b****.”


10 posted on 10/10/2025 1:15:20 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: DFG

It was all about giving her a new title, the title of “charged with fraud” that will follow her for the rest of her life.


11 posted on 10/10/2025 1:30:54 PM PDT by ChronicMA
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To: Da Coyote

Yup!
“Dear Tish, that train left the station, and you weren’t on it. Orange is the new XXXL black.”


12 posted on 10/10/2025 1:32:56 PM PDT by Fireone (1.Avoid crowds 2.Head on a swivel 3.Be prepared to protect & defend those around you 4.Avoid crowds)
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To: DFG

I wonder if President Trump reads the Babylon Bee? He’d like this one.


13 posted on 10/10/2025 2:01:24 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children)
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To: EvilCapitalist

You know he does!


14 posted on 10/10/2025 2:04:10 PM PDT by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: cuban leaf

“Of course, you’ll have the good taste not to mention that I spoke to you?”


15 posted on 10/10/2025 2:21:04 PM PDT by gundog (The ends justify the mean tweets. )
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To: DFG

😹😹😹😹😹


16 posted on 10/10/2025 2:24:56 PM PDT by Joann37 (This )
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To: DFG

EXACTLY WHERE ON THE HALLMARK AISLE DOES THIS CARD EXIST


17 posted on 10/10/2025 3:38:35 PM PDT by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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To: gundog

HAHAHA! I forgot about that zinger!


18 posted on 10/11/2025 8:05:33 AM PDT by cuban leaf (2024 is going to be one for the history books, like 1939. And 2025 will be more so, like 1940-1945.)
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