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Shocking: Philly Sports Fan Acts Like Philly Sports Fan
Babylon Bee ^ | 09/06/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/06/2025 1:14:50 PM PDT by DFG

PHILADELPHIA, PA — The nation is in shock today after a widely-circulated video showing a Philly sports fan acting like a Philly sports fan.

The video shows a woman dressed in Phillies gear demanding a kid turn over the home run ball that his dad had just scored him on his birthday, which is the sort of horrific behavior expected of all Philly sports fans.

"Stealing a kid's home run ball on his birthday, that's pretty standard," said Philly sports fan Mark Madison. "I don't really understand why everyone is acting so surprised and appalled. This is Philly we're talking about, people. Taking memories from kids is just what we do."

Pundits familiar with the Philly sports scene agreed with the assessment by locals. "That video was the worst of humanity, just ugly, evil, and sad... pretty much exactly what you would expect from Philly," said Sports Illustrated writer Jack Hamilton. "I was surprised she didn't rip the kid's glove off and take that too, to be frank. Philly's going soft."

At publishing time, the Phillies had announced "Steal a Kid's Ball Night," where all kids would be given a ball and then grownups could try to steal them to make the kids cry.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire
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1 posted on 09/06/2025 1:14:51 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG
Sports may be the entertainment of adults but they are the dreams of children.

For an adult entertainment should be something that you pick up and put down lightly.

Time for adults to put away childish things.

2 posted on 09/06/2025 1:18:07 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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To: DFG

Spot on. I lived in Philly many years ago, and it sounds just about right.


3 posted on 09/06/2025 1:18:22 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: DFG

I know the Bee, but in real life Philly fans threw snow balls at Santa Claus.


4 posted on 09/06/2025 1:18:22 PM PDT by DallasBiff (Apology not accepted.la is not the sharpest knife in the drawer)
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To: DFG
This is kind of funny.

Here’s footage of the baseball Karen getting heckled by her entire section
5 posted on 09/06/2025 1:20:45 PM PDT by Kid Shelleen (Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
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To: DFG

I know this is the Bee, but the story is real.

Surprised she didn’t spit on the dad (Philly Eagles NFL reference).


6 posted on 09/06/2025 1:23:42 PM PDT by Reddy (BO stinks)
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“Taking the kid’s ball... pretty much what you’d expect from Philly,” said a S/I writer.
“I was surprised she didn’t rip the kid’s glove off and take that too, to be frank.”

“Philly’s going soft.”


7 posted on 09/06/2025 1:26:08 PM PDT by Liz (May you be in Heaven half an hour before the devil kno ws you're dead (Irish blessing))
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Apparently she has a history of stealing from kids..

She did the same thing to a kid in a wheel chair at a rock concert not to long ago
8 posted on 09/06/2025 1:28:32 PM PDT by Kid Shelleen (Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
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To: DFG
She has TDS. Her name is Cheryl Richardson Wagner and this is fron one of her posts. IMG-1209
9 posted on 09/06/2025 1:29:04 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: DFG

Social media, get on it and identify this witch.


10 posted on 09/06/2025 1:32:30 PM PDT by Midwesterner53
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To: Beowulf9

It’s not her. Close resemblance but not the same woman. Shes already come out and denied it on her FB page. Wagner is in New Jersy but from Boston. Shes a Red Sox fan. The ball Karen is probably somebody in Miami where the game was played.


11 posted on 09/06/2025 1:34:19 PM PDT by Wilderness Conservative (Nature is the ultimate conservative)
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To: Beowulf9

I plugged her name into Facebook. Endless good stuff about her antics.


12 posted on 09/06/2025 1:36:02 PM PDT by shelterguy
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To: Wilderness Conservative

How do you know that? I mean, I believe you, doggone it. Wish I had known. Meanwhile this other karen has tds.


13 posted on 09/06/2025 1:39:59 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Beowulf9

She’s denying that it is her.


14 posted on 09/06/2025 1:41:57 PM PDT by vladimir998 ( Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
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https://x.com/DNELS2442/status/1964409186181115988


15 posted on 09/06/2025 1:43:49 PM PDT by vladimir998 ( Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
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To: Beowulf9

https://x.com/DNELS2442/status/1964409186181115988


16 posted on 09/06/2025 1:44:16 PM PDT by vladimir998 ( Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
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“I painted the Phillies fan home run Karen in acrylic paint”

https://www.reddit.com/r/mlb/comments/1n9ymii/i_painted_the_phillies_fan_home_run_karen_in/


17 posted on 09/06/2025 1:46:40 PM PDT by vladimir998 ( Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
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To: Beowulf9

I looked at her profile before blocked her personal info. Wagner is a Masshole moonbat. No way she’s aPhillies fan. Also she’s on the chubby side. The Ball Karen has a deep furrow, Wagner has none.


18 posted on 09/06/2025 1:48:03 PM PDT by Wilderness Conservative (Nature is the ultimate conservative)
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To: vladimir998

Thanks. Good to know.


19 posted on 09/06/2025 1:49:36 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Beowulf9

She might be a local Miami Karen.

Transplanted Phillies fan.


20 posted on 09/06/2025 1:53:23 PM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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