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Bad Sign? Trump Shoots Lightning from His Fingertips While Screaming ‘Unlimited Power!’ After Latest SCOTUS Ruling
Babylon Bee ^ | 06/28/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 06/28/2025 9:21:03 AM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In what some are taking as perhaps a bad omen, President Trump responded to the SCOTUS ruling on nationwide injunctions by screaming "UNLIMITED POWER!" and shooting lightning from his fingertips.

"That's probably not good," said an eyewitness as a cackling Trump scorched an aide with lightning. "It sounded like he said something to the effect of ‘Now, nothing can stop me from controlling the galaxy'. It's a bit concerning."

While many conservatives had felt that district courts issuing nationwide injunctions was an unfair check on executive power, they no longer felt so sure after witnessing Trump levitate over the Capitol while launching fireballs from his fists. "Hm, I'm not so sure about this," said local man Roger Timpson as he watched Trump hurl tanks into the Potomac with his mind. "I'm not sure I like him shouting ‘None can withstand me' over and over."

At publishing time, witnesses had wondered if it was a worrisome sign that Trump had disbanded the Senate and declared himself Emperor.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: amyconeybarrett; babylonbee; dondalfthegrey; elenakagan; humor; ketanjibrownjackson; maga; satire; scotus

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1 posted on 06/28/2025 9:21:03 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

LMAO

ironically liberals would love exactly that if the president were a liberal!


2 posted on 06/28/2025 9:24:26 AM PDT by TexasFreeper2009
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To: DFG

The Bee is getting wild and unhinged. 🤣


3 posted on 06/28/2025 9:24:42 AM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose GOD is the LORD. Psalm 33:12)
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To: DFG

The election was held. He won the popular vote. He is The Chosen One.


4 posted on 06/28/2025 9:28:08 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: DFG

Well, they did say “No Kings”. They didn’t say anything about Master of the Universe.


5 posted on 06/28/2025 9:29:46 AM PDT by Texas Eagle ("Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack"- Donald J. Trump)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...
Babylon Bee: ...after witnessing Trump levitate over the Capitol while launching fireballs from his fists... he watched Trump hurl tanks into the Potomac with his mind.

6 posted on 06/28/2025 9:31:48 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Politics do not make strange bedfellows, and the enemy of your enemy may still be your enemy.)
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To: TexasFreeper2009
Image from Gyazo

hahaha... unhinged
ya probably not good lol

7 posted on 06/28/2025 9:31:59 AM PDT by Samurai_Jack (This is not about hypocrisy, this is about hierarchy!)
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To: DFG

“Always two, there are. A master. And an apprentice…”


8 posted on 06/28/2025 9:45:13 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: DFG

Donald Trump can point at a fertile woman, whisper “Booya” and she’s immediately in labor, then delivered of triplet baby boys all wearing blue suits with red ties.


9 posted on 06/28/2025 9:46:43 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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Emperor Palpatine?

Oh boy. The no more emperors protests will start now.


10 posted on 06/28/2025 9:56:04 AM PDT by moviefan8
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To: DFG

This actually happened!


11 posted on 06/28/2025 9:58:43 AM PDT by glorgau
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To: tumblindice

I hear he roasted a CNN reporter.


12 posted on 06/28/2025 10:23:48 AM PDT by Paperpusher (Gal 5:15 But if ye bite and devour one another, take heed that ye be not consumed one of another.)
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To: DFG

Look up. That’s no moon...


13 posted on 06/28/2025 10:26:51 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: DFG

Is the Bee channeling Alex Jones and Roseanne talking about Ultra Methylene Blue?


14 posted on 06/28/2025 12:13:42 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again," )
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To: DFG

Love the Bee...


15 posted on 06/28/2025 1:36:15 PM PDT by DeplorableTrumpSupporter (FKA ConservaTeen)
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To: DFG

Good good let the MAGA flow.through you....

Search your feelings you know this to be true...


16 posted on 06/28/2025 1:45:29 PM PDT by GenXPolymath
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To: GenXPolymath

17 posted on 06/28/2025 1:55:16 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: DFG

I dub him Emperor Donaldus Maximus I “The Peacemaker.”


18 posted on 06/28/2025 3:22:42 PM PDT by FenwickBabbitt
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