hahaha... unhinged
ya probably not good lol
Posted on 06/28/2025 9:21:03 AM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In what some are taking as perhaps a bad omen, President Trump responded to the SCOTUS ruling on nationwide injunctions by screaming "UNLIMITED POWER!" and shooting lightning from his fingertips.
"That's probably not good," said an eyewitness as a cackling Trump scorched an aide with lightning. "It sounded like he said something to the effect of ‘Now, nothing can stop me from controlling the galaxy'. It's a bit concerning."
While many conservatives had felt that district courts issuing nationwide injunctions was an unfair check on executive power, they no longer felt so sure after witnessing Trump levitate over the Capitol while launching fireballs from his fists. "Hm, I'm not so sure about this," said local man Roger Timpson as he watched Trump hurl tanks into the Potomac with his mind. "I'm not sure I like him shouting ‘None can withstand me' over and over."
At publishing time, witnesses had wondered if it was a worrisome sign that Trump had disbanded the Senate and declared himself Emperor.
LMAO
ironically liberals would love exactly that if the president were a liberal!
The Bee is getting wild and unhinged. 🤣
The election was held. He won the popular vote. He is The Chosen One.
Well, they did say “No Kings”. They didn’t say anything about Master of the Universe.
Babylon Bee: ...after witnessing Trump levitate over the Capitol while launching fireballs from his fists... he watched Trump hurl tanks into the Potomac with his mind.
“Always two, there are. A master. And an apprentice…”
Donald Trump can point at a fertile woman, whisper “Booya” and she’s immediately in labor, then delivered of triplet baby boys all wearing blue suits with red ties.
Emperor Palpatine?
Oh boy. The no more emperors protests will start now.
This actually happened!
I hear he roasted a CNN reporter.
Look up. That’s no moon...
Is the Bee channeling Alex Jones and Roseanne talking about Ultra Methylene Blue?
Love the Bee...
Good good let the MAGA flow.through you....
Search your feelings you know this to be true...
I dub him Emperor Donaldus Maximus I “The Peacemaker.”
Thor MAGA!
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