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US Attorney Resigns in Protest [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Jun 2025 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/12/2025 5:46:55 AM PDT by John Semmens

Ben Schrader, Chief of the Criminal Division of the US Attorney's Office for the Middle District of Tennessee, resigned in protest after a federal grand jury indicted Kilmar Abrego Garcia for transporting undocumented migrants within the United States during the years 2016 through 2025.

"This prosecution is wrong on so many levels," Schrader complained. "When US District Judge James Boasberg ordered President Trump to retrieve this man he had deported to El Salvador the Judge's intent was that he would be set free, not be indicted and prosecuted. It's just more contempt of court from Trump."

"Worse still, Mr. Abrego Garcia's alleged 'crime' was essentially running a carpool for fellow undocumented immigrants," Schrader argued. "Our government has long supported the environmental benefits of ride-sharing. Why should this man be punished for doing what our government has been urging every citizen to do whenever possible? President Biden didn't think he should. He ordered the ICE agents who first apprehended Abrego Garcia in Tennessee driving a vehicle packed with immigrants to 'let him go.' It is unconstitutional double jeopardy for him to be be tried after this earlier presidential exoneration."

Attorney General Pam Bondi thanked Mr. Schrader "for saving us the trouble of firing him. If President Biden had wanted to grant Mr. Abrego Garcia a pardon he needed to do more than just say 'let him go.' He signed thousands of pardons, but not one of them has Abrego Garcia's name on it. Since he has never faced a trial for trafficking illegals there is no double jeopardy. Mr. Schrader's ignorance of the meaning of double jeopardy is enough to disqualify him as a lawyer. He should surrender his law license."


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: abregogarcia; carpool; doublejeopardy; postandrun; prosecuted; satire; selfpromotion; trump

1 posted on 06/12/2025 5:46:55 AM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 06/12/2025 5:50:57 AM PDT by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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What a fag. Human trafficking is now “ride-sharing”…🤨… to these leftists


3 posted on 06/12/2025 6:01:06 AM PDT by Jan_Sobieski (Sanctification)
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4 posted on 06/12/2025 6:07:55 AM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -')
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Human trafficking is now “ride-sharing”…

Same folks insist that rape is just "intense love" as long as it's an MS-13 doing it.

5 posted on 06/12/2025 6:10:48 AM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”)
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Nice to weed these types out.


6 posted on 06/12/2025 6:13:01 AM PDT by TheDon (Remember the J6 political prisoners! Remember Ashli Babbitt!)
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These ticks are all over the body of the US. They need be burned out, one by one.


7 posted on 06/12/2025 6:31:00 AM PDT by Mouton (There is a new sheriff and deputy in town to now!)
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"This prosecution is wrong on so many levels," Schrader complained.

Shows ya how ignorant another DemocRAT is! ....imho

8 posted on 06/12/2025 6:31:17 AM PDT by high info voter (Delivery )
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Here's a pic from a non-satyric article:

GarciaProtesters

1. Those sure are professionally-made signs for a "spontaneous" demonstration.

2. Leftist women don't seem to push away from the table much. (I think they're all women)

9 posted on 06/12/2025 6:33:43 AM PDT by MikelTackNailer (We can never stop failing for the minute we do, we fail.)
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"... fellow undocumented immigrants,..."

That identifies him as a communist-suporting scumbag...

10 posted on 06/12/2025 6:45:41 AM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is rabble-rising Sam Adams now that we need him? Is his name Trump, now?)
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“I regret that I have but one government job to give!”


11 posted on 06/12/2025 9:03:16 AM PDT by If You Want It Fixed - Fix It
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It’s a start.


12 posted on 06/12/2025 9:03:46 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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HARD TO CALL MULTIPLE TRIPS WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE FROM TEXAS TO TENNESSEE “RIDE SHARING”.

RATHER INVENTIVE USE OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

THIS GUY IS A LAWYER???? SHAME ON HIM.

MAYBE HE CAN WORK FOR DIDDY, ALSO.


13 posted on 06/12/2025 3:48:24 PM PDT by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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