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Posted on 04/29/2025 12:30:34 PM PDT by DFG
Mark Carney defeated conservative challenger Pierre Poilievre in Canada's 2025 federal election to become the next Prime Minister of America's 51st state. What exactly does he have planned for The Great White North?
Nine improvements Carney is bringing to a Canada near you:
1. Shorter wait times for assisted suicide: If you need a hip replacement, however, you might have to wait several years.
2. All parents will be required to trans their kids: There's no better way to show solidarity with the trans community.
3. The means of maple syrup production will be seized for the proletariat: A classless society can only be established by the equitable redistribution of maple syrup reserves.
4. Change national anthem to "The Lumberjack Song" by Monty Python: Much more appropriate for modern Canada.
5. Double the size of Canada's military to 12: It's important for Canada to be ready in case Trump attacks.
6. Establish a war victory monument in case Canada ever wins a war: You never know.
7. More unnecessary "u"s will be added to words: In addition to "humour" and "colour," we'll also get "elevatour," "authour," and "dictatour."
8. Will advance several exciting new hoaxes against the Catholic Church: What fun!
9. Will work closely with President Xi to bring Canada under the watchful protection of the glorious People's Republic of China: Having a big brother is so comforting.
Wow! These are exciting. Maybe Canada is finally back.
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We may have to build a wall on the Northern Border..............
10. Taxing home equity.
Rat out the election steal.
That’s right.
And finish the wall on the southern border.
In compiling his Top Ten lists, David Letterman understood that if you must explain it, it isn't funny. And if it is funny, an explanation only deflates the humor.
Canada has won wars. Its troops fought in both world wars, and many Canadian troops died on D-Day.
I've also been told by Canadians that the "British" troops who burned Washington in 1814 were actually Canadian recruits.
So long as they’re not 51st state its all good eh?
With the ascension of the new PM and his ardent climate policies, Canada is set to implode and Alberta to try to leave Canada altogether.
This would make sense.
The destruction of our capital was a direct response to the torching of the Canadian town of Port Dover on Lake Erie by American troops just three months' prior.
Canada modelled their NHS on the UK’s .... where people go to die.
I read an excerpt from his book. He is a real communist tyrant.
Against a toddler America.
Oh, it’s satire. Sort of. Got me.
“We may have to build a wall on the Northern Border.”
Or, Canada might need to build their own wall as many will seek to escape communism.
It turns out that a communist Canadian government will spur the exodus of Canadian manufacturing, a brain drain. I was skeptical of Trumps 51st state troll. But facilitating the victory of the left in Canada will bring back a lot of industry and trash the USMCA for a better bilateral US Canada deal.
Communist Red Chinese occupying Quebec and speaking le Francais.
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