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Outpouring of Dem Support for "Maryland Family Man" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 April 2025 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/20/2025 10:23:21 AM PDT by John Semmens

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton warned "if they can ship Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a foreign prison—accused of no crime, with no trial—they can do it to anyone. Americans of conscience must stand against this now."

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Ma) warned that "if President Donald Trump's administration can deport Kilmar Abrego-Garcia, they can 'disappear' you. This is the time for the American people to start fighting back for our country."

Rep. Debbie Dingell (D-Mi) said "I did three town halls in a 24 hour period. One was in a very conservative part of my district that voted for Trump, one was with seniors and one was with young people in a high school. All were adamant about getting the 'Maryland Man' back home. This is a constitutional crisis for this country."

Democratic strategic genius James Carville said "the Democrat Party's top agenda needs to be focused on retrieving deported El Salvadoran Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who is accused of being an MS-13 gang member. Some folks question whether this is the top issue we should fight on. I say this is what we should fight on. This is why we think we're a country."

Gov. Wes Moore (D-Md) endorsed "Sen. Van Hollen's quest to bring Mr. Abrego-Garcia home. He was legally in America and there is no evidence he is a member of MS-13."

Gov. Tim Walz (D-Minn) said "this whole thing with Mr. Abrego Garcia, reminds me of when the Nazis were sending Jews to concentration camps. Everyone was afraid to object. If you don't speak up against what's been done to this man, there will be no one left to speak up for you when Trump comes for you."

Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) asserted that "just bringing Mr. Abrego-Garcia back isn't enough. Judge Boasberg has to award him a few million dollars for the pain and suffering he has endured at the hands of Trump's henchmen."


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: carville; clinton; dingell; moore; postandrun; satire; selfpromotion; walz; warren; whitehouse

1 posted on 04/20/2025 10:23:21 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“Maryland Family Man”? This guy is NOBODY’S picture of a “family man”, and he was already under a deportation order that has been blithely ignored for years.

“Nothing was proven in court, and all the evidence is circumstantial.” If he was found to be associated with other known AND convicted criminals, then the RICO statutes apply. Or maybe the RICO legislation should be repealed?


2 posted on 04/20/2025 10:30:29 AM PDT by alloysteel ( Divergence is not at all the same thing as diversity.)
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To: John Semmens

I knew Democrats were dumb.

I just didn’t know they were this dumb.


3 posted on 04/20/2025 10:34:56 AM PDT by Mariner (War Criminal #18)
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To: John Semmens

“Maryland Father” is climbing the charts to reach “Florida Man” status.


4 posted on 04/20/2025 10:49:15 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: John Semmens

We don’t need trials for trespassing illegals here by the millions. It is ridiculous to even suggest it. Hillary knows that. ALL presidents have thrown these illegal people out of the country without trials. When in power, Democrats don’t bother with such trials. They prefer summary judgment followed by brutal punishment.


5 posted on 04/20/2025 10:53:28 AM PDT by Gnome1949
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To: John Semmens
...if President Donald Trump's administration can deport Kilmar Abrego-Garcia, they can 'disappear' you.

Come on, Liz...grow up. If Trump could do that, you'd have been gone long ago.

6 posted on 04/20/2025 10:56:06 AM PDT by econjack
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To: John Semmens

Sounds like the MS-13 drug dealers and murderers have bought the DemonRAT Party. Who didn’t see this coming? The cartels will be running America in the very near future. Mexican gangbangers are right up their alley. Drunks, murderers, wife beaters, thieves and child molesters. Human traffickers. All core values of the DemonRATS.


7 posted on 04/20/2025 11:00:59 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (It's time to deport the Supreme Court under the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights.)
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To: alloysteel

Maryland Manson Family, maybe


8 posted on 04/20/2025 3:44:27 PM PDT by Dr.Deth
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