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Dems Vow Unrelenting Opposition to Trump [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 2 Feb 2025 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/01/2025 10:31:30 AM PST by John Semmens

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass) asserted that "Trump and his agenda is wrong in every way it could be wrong. All his ideas, policies, and nominees for the cabinet are out-of-step with America's values and needs. His notion that freedom of speech should not be regulated will expose the masses to dangerous misinformation. All of the safeguards devised by President Biden to spare them from hearing or seeing this misinformation are to be swept aside under the Trump regime."

"His craze to deport undocumented newcomers just because they are criminals violates the Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) that we Democrats thought we had hardwired into our culture is in danger of being destroyed," the Senator lamented. "America needs all kinds of people to be a fully integrated society. Naturally, that must include the small fraction of folks who are criminals."

"Right now, the most potent weapon we have against Trump's extremism is to blockade the appointment of his desired henchmen to the cabinet," she argued. "Without these minions to carry out his evil plans he will be stymied like he was during his first term when veteran DC professionals were named to most of the important posts. If Democrats in the Senate can act unanimously against his nominees we 'll only have to bring along a few of our Republican fellow travelers to say 'Hell no' to his efforts to destroy our democracy."

Over in the House, Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) pledged to "take our fight against the tax-cuts, deportations, and dismemberment of the federal workforce that our Party has worked so diligently over generations to build up into an immovable army providing for the needs of the American people, into the halls of Congress, into the courts, and out into the streets."

House Majority Whip Tom Emmer (R-Minn) called Jeffries' choice of words "needlessly inflammatory. Democrats have every right to debate and vote against bills we Republicans put before the House. They even have the right to sue in court. But sending people into the streets undermines the unity Republicans are focused on bringing to the country. Jeffries needs to stop trying to divide it."

Jeffries rebutted Emmer, saying "when the interests of the proletarians aren't being served by the existing government they have the right to use whatever means they deem effective for seizing power from that government and replacing it with one of their own choosing. Republican calls for unity are just a mask for the tyranny that is to come."


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; jeffries; satire; trump; warren

1 posted on 02/01/2025 10:31:30 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“Trump and his agenda is wrong in every way it could be wrong”

What a stupid bitch.


2 posted on 02/01/2025 10:40:21 AM PST by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh
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We all need to stand by President Trump in this war of good against evil. DemocRATS are the biggest threat against America and the American people.


3 posted on 02/01/2025 10:41:26 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (DemonRAT "Senators" use their incontinence in attempt of bring down Trump nominees.)
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To: John Semmens

Fauxcahontas squaw is being real pain in the eagle feathers right now. Too much fire water. She on warpath all the time when she runs out of fire water.


4 posted on 02/01/2025 10:43:37 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (DemonRAT "Senators" use their incontinence in attempt of bring down Trump nominees.)
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Ma Squaw is all for diversity. It got her into Haavaad and the Sinate.


5 posted on 02/01/2025 11:15:14 AM PST by bray (It's not racist to be racist against races the DNC hates.)
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To: WeaslesRippedMyFlesh

Somebody needs to tell Warren if America was in step with her crazy blather we’d be out of step with a normal world. SDSU applies to you EW!


6 posted on 02/01/2025 11:30:28 AM PST by oldtech
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I hope the new FBI guyz know how to handle a bloody insurrection. The Dung Beetle Party is getting ready to start one. Walmarts are going to need some stronger doors and a lot more security guards with guns and lots of ammo. Oh and lots of fire extinguishers.


7 posted on 02/01/2025 11:49:04 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (DemonRAT "Senators" use their incontinence in attempt of bring down Trump nominees.)
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Good. Just keep showing the American people how insane you are Dems.


8 posted on 02/01/2025 11:59:37 AM PST by Fledermaus (GOP RINOs - Get on Board or Get Out!)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Very well said................


9 posted on 02/01/2025 12:27:42 PM PST by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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The fact that this crash came so quickly following the Senate's confirmation of the appointment of Pete Hegseth as Secretary of Defense is a telling sign that Trump's cabinet nominees are dreadfully unqualified for the jobs to which they are being appointed.

How insane Norma Torres is!   She has ZERO sense of logic, clearly.

10 posted on 02/01/2025 1:41:47 PM PST by rx
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Hakeem: "when the interests of the proletarians aren't being served by the existing government they have the right to use whatever means they deem effective for seizing power from that government and replacing it with one of their own choosing." (emphases added)

The lines of incitement to murder, sedition, treason and looting in the sand are no barriers whatever for Jeffries!

11 posted on 02/01/2025 1:55:34 PM PST by rx
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‘Democrat’ is just another word for ‘mentally ill’.

My new tagline. :)


12 posted on 02/01/2025 2:50:54 PM PST by Boomer ('Democrat' is just another word for 'mentally ill'.)
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