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Exhausted Media Begs Trump To Take A Day Off
Babylon Bee ^ | 01/27/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/27/2025 10:29:47 AM PST by DFG

U.S. — Only one week into the new administration and struggling to keep up with the constant flow of things being accomplished, the exhausted news media collectively begged President Donald Trump to take a day off.

Journalists and broadcasters who were not used to working quite this hard urgently asked Trump's staff if they could please ask him to just pause for one single, solitary day.

"Please… please… just let up for a second," said a visibly disheveled Jake Tapper. "The executive orders, the trips to disaster-ravaged areas of the country, the manhandling of foreign leaders and making them do things that help the United States… it's impossible to keep up this pace. We're not used to working this much. Why is a president doing so much anyway?"

Other members of the media were just as adamant that Trump needed to take a day off. "What, he's just going keep, like… doing stuff? Like every day?" asked CBS News anchor Margaret Brennan. "I'm starting to wonder if Trump knows anything about being president. He clearly doesn't if he thinks it's okay to be accomplishing important tasks every day. He should be taking our well-being into account. We're not used to this. All the… working."

At publishing time, several members of the White House press pool had reportedly been rushed to the hospital to be treated for exhaustion after passing out from being overworked.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bee; humor; satire; trumpmas

1 posted on 01/27/2025 10:29:47 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

Hugs to The BEE!!


2 posted on 01/27/2025 10:30:32 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: DFG

no caps for the day being calle and no jello time!

its much harder covering Trump!


3 posted on 01/27/2025 10:30:58 AM PST by TexasFreeper2009
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To: DFG

Hey, where’s all the stories that all Trump does is play golf?


4 posted on 01/27/2025 10:36:35 AM PST by Stosh
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To: DFG

Once again the Bee is closer to the truth and to satire :)


5 posted on 01/27/2025 10:37:09 AM PST by Skwor
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To: DFG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRIB8qWHS-Q


6 posted on 01/27/2025 10:38:02 AM PST by Paladin2
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To: Stosh

Drumpf apparently played golf yesterday.


7 posted on 01/27/2025 10:38:39 AM PST by Paladin2
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To: Skwor
 
 
Yeah they are. Initially the local news channels tried to keep up with lightning-round listing of what happened, what was going on until the first weather segment. Now they've settled in on harping about bad orange man bothering the helpless DACA kids, along with hyperventilation about firing the inspector generals (he's removed accountability! Oh the humanity!) - so what, he'll hire more. Same as he did in his first term. Amazing how they make mountains out of nothing.
 
 

8 posted on 01/27/2025 10:45:58 AM PST by lapsus calami (What's that stink? Code Pink ! ! And their buddy Murtha, too!)
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To: DFG
said a visibly disheveled Jake Tapper.

snicker

9 posted on 01/27/2025 10:51:13 AM PST by HIDEK6 (God bless Donald Trump)
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To: DFG

HAAAAAHahahahaha..


10 posted on 01/27/2025 10:56:46 AM PST by fwdude (Why is there a "far/radical right," but damned if they'll admit that there is a far/radical left?)
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To: DFG

In all reality, Trump’s staff will certainly deserve their days off. None of what we see just happened; they’ve been working since he was elected.


11 posted on 01/27/2025 11:33:19 AM PST by skr (1 Peter 1:15 - But as he which hath called you is holy, so be ye holy in all manner of conversation)
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To: DFG

Re: President Trump on the golf course. Many of the courses he plays, he built. AND, one of the BEST places to discuss and make deals is on the golf course.


12 posted on 01/27/2025 11:59:48 AM PST by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try)
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To: DFG
LOL!

Even The Good Lord rested on the seventh day.

13 posted on 01/27/2025 12:02:39 PM PST by Churchillspirit (Pray for President Trump)
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To: Churchillspirit

The Sabbath was made for Man.

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Man oh Man I’m about worn out Too.
To much WINNING !


14 posted on 01/27/2025 12:08:54 PM PST by Big Red Badger (ALL Things Will be Revealed !)
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To: DFG

LOL! I feel their pain...


15 posted on 01/27/2025 12:12:20 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: DFG

Does the Man(President Trump) ever sleep?


16 posted on 01/27/2025 12:51:36 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children)
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To: DFG

Not enough heart attacks or strokes yet, keep going!


17 posted on 01/27/2025 1:06:45 PM PST by If You Want It Fixed - Fix It
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To: DFG

“I took the morning off since you were golfing, but you destroyed the President of Colombia between holes 5 and 6! “


18 posted on 01/27/2025 1:29:03 PM PST by ETCM (“There is no security, no safety, in the appeasement of evil.” — Ronald Reagan)
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To: Paladin2

Trump called Columbia leader about deportation, while golfing. I added FR keyword superprez. Right now, looks like I need to add it to every Trump post.


19 posted on 01/27/2025 7:52:56 PM PST by NetAddicted (MAGA2024)
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To: DFG

Just like Bongino says, “Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots”!


20 posted on 01/27/2025 8:05:00 PM PST by hoagy62 (Hail Trump! Trump won! By a lot!)
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