Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

"Greatest President Ever" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 January 2025 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/18/2025 1:15:25 AM PST by John Semmens

As President Biden prepares to vacate the White House accolades are pouring in for his performance. Rep. Jim Clyburn (D-SC) asserted "he will go down as the greatest president we ever had. You know, I was the one who secured the Democratic nomination for him in 2020. That was one of the greatest accomplishments of my career. I think President Biden himself would admit he isn't a great orator, but he sure was a great doer of things while in office."

"He did the big things that Trump would never have done," the Congressman pointed out. "He saved the nation from covid by mandating masks and vaccinations. Despite claims that it violated freedom of speech, he didn't hesitate to get the FBI to pressure the media into censoring misinformation that would've deterred millions from getting the jabs, as they were commonly called during the pandemic."

"He rescued millions from third world poverty by inviting people from all over the world to come to America," Clyburn continued. "He offered them free transportation to anyplace they wanted to go in our great country, guaranteed their rights to free healthcare, free housing, free food, and free education for their children. He even commuted the sentences for many of these immigrants who were convicted of crimes against American citizens. Heck, he is so kind and merciful that he even spared admitted murderer and MS-13 gang member Jairo Saenz from the death penalty. Trump would never have done any of this if he had been reelected in 2020."

"Finally, he ended the war in Afghanistan at a cost of the lives of only 13 US troops," he concluded. "He would have also saved democracy from the coming Trump tyranny if others hadn't forced him off the Democratic ticket in the 2024 election. I disagree with the 54% of voters who believe President Biden will be remembered as a below average president. I think he will be seen as one of the most gifted heroes that we've ever had in public office. His five decades as a senator, vice-president, and president will be universally lauded by future generations."

CNN's Fareed Zakaria commended Clyburn's observations, but chided him for "forgetting to include the resounding success of Bidenomics in reviving the country from the devastation the policies of Trump inflicted during his first term. Biden's investment in the green economy created whole new industries that might otherwise never have existed without the vital subsidies his administration provided. Sadly, these industries will now be allowed to go bankrupt because the incoming Trump administration won't be willing to continue those subsidies. Historians will regard this u-turn as a tragic error and rue voters' rejection of Biden's second term."


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: afghanistan; biden; bidenomics; bidensmentaldecline; clyburn; covid; immigration; jimclyburn; satire; southcarolina; trump

1 posted on 01/18/2025 1:15:25 AM PST by John Semmens
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: 1of10; #1CTYankee; 12Gauge687; 14erClimb; 21twelve; 1raider1; 2nd Bn, 11th Mar; 3D-JOY; 43north; ...

ping


2 posted on 01/18/2025 1:17:20 AM PST by John Semmens
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

The greatest President Ever spoke at the other ONE TERM President’s funeral the other day.

Cyburn the Clown.


3 posted on 01/18/2025 3:46:54 AM PST by vespa300
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Term limits.....


4 posted on 01/18/2025 3:48:36 AM PST by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Did Clyburn escape the Democratic Plantation again?


5 posted on 01/18/2025 6:33:44 AM PST by antidemoncrat ( )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Reads too much like a New York Times editorial.


6 posted on 01/18/2025 6:37:39 AM PST by yuleeyahoo (“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!” - the deep-state)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

CNN is an open ward, and Clyburn and his ilk really shouldn’t be allowed to wander aimlessly.


7 posted on 01/18/2025 6:55:56 AM PST by Redleg Duke (“Time to Play Cowboys and Snowflakes!”)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Delusion on parade.


8 posted on 01/18/2025 8:48:30 AM PST by libertylover (Our biggest problem, by far, is that almost all of big media is AGENDA-DRIVEN, not-truth driven.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

History will regard Joe Biden’s handlers as the worst president ever, surpassing even Barak Obama and Jimmy Carter.


9 posted on 01/18/2025 9:59:49 AM PST by sima_yi ( Reporting live from the far North)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Another one hit out of the park. Sadly Democrat voters reading this would not get the sarcasm, but probably say Yes! Right on!


10 posted on 01/19/2025 3:10:01 AM PST by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy - EVs a solution for which there is no problem)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

“Make South Carolina Great Again!” Ping List!

(The Gadsden Flag should be the South Carolina state flag!)

South Carolina “MAGA/America First” Citizen Activist Resources

Ping me or Private Reply (FR mail) me if you would like to be added to the Make South Carolina Great Again!"ping list.

11 posted on 01/20/2025 12:13:42 PM PST by Perseverando (Antifa, BLM, LGBTQs, RINOs, Islamonazis, Marxists, CommucRats: It's a Godlessness disorder!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson