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Any jerk can get a woman pregnant with a few kids.

Posted on 01/16/2025 9:27:50 PM PST by Zhang Fei

Any jerk can get a woman pregnant with a few kids. It takes a man to raise a family.

And it takes an even SUPERIOR man to have a secret family on top of that out of state that he visits on “work trips”.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: adultery; deception; fornication; illogic; vanity
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To: FrankRizzo890

“verified to be real “He loves me, he loves me not””

Ouch.


21 posted on 01/16/2025 10:51:26 PM PST by chrisser (I lost my vaccine card in a tragic boating accident.)
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To: Zhang Fei

Are you voicing the spirit of Charles Lindbergh via an alcohol-soaked ouija-board session tonight?!?


22 posted on 01/16/2025 11:19:33 PM PST by Yossarian
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To: Toddsterpatriot
You know the punishment for bigamy? Two wives mothers-in-law.

Regards,

23 posted on 01/16/2025 11:34:13 PM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: JJBookman

One woman AT A TIME.
That serial monogamy thing makes it all less trouble. Not no trouble, but less.
The foremost practitioner of this, these days, is Elon Musk.

His system is expensive, often involving surrogates, etc., but given his cold-blooded purpose of breeding as many high-quality descendants as possible he is doing well.

The ancient system of the harem, as in Muslim emirs and caliphs, is much more haphazard and requires a huge staff and intra-wives politics.


24 posted on 01/16/2025 11:44:58 PM PST by buwaya (Strategic imperatives )
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To: Zhang Fei

I recall an Alec Guiness movie where as sea captain he had two wives in different ports. Humorous. I think one woman was the Junoesque Yvonne de Carlo


25 posted on 01/17/2025 12:16:40 AM PST by Bookshelf
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To: Zhang Fei

Bookmarked.


26 posted on 01/17/2025 12:25:43 AM PST by Fester Chugabrew
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To: JJBookman

One woman who mistakenly believes there’s another woman can be just as bad as there actually being another woman, so a real man might as well go ahead and find another woman to relieve himself of the first one.


27 posted on 01/17/2025 1:59:55 AM PST by equaviator (If 60 is the new 40 then 35 must be the new 15.)
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To: Zhang Fei

Ancient Chinese secret:

He who lay woman in strawberry patch in helluva jam!


28 posted on 01/17/2025 2:04:30 AM PST by equaviator (If 60 is the new 40 then 35 must be the new 15.)
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To: SpaceBar

I liked dr. laura and listened regularly but one glaring omission when she went off on that “sperm donor” rant...even at the sperm bank a man cannot donate unless he’s given a container to donate in. simple fact.


29 posted on 01/17/2025 3:18:02 AM PST by Qwapisking (Q: know the difference between a petulant 6 y.o. and a liberal? A:age. L.Star )
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To: Zhang Fei
Any jerk can get a woman pregnant with a few kids. It takes a man to raise a family. And it takes an even SUPERIOR man to have a secret family on top of that out of state that he visits on “work trips”.

"Humor but not funny. While better than serial fornicators and unsupported families on welfare - which often results in abortion/murder and fatherless children, "it takes a two-timing lying adulterer of unfaithfulness to have one family at "home" and a secret family out of state that he visits on “work trips,” neither of which receive the attention warranted. And which sooner or later usually is exposed or requires abandoning of one family, leaving dismayed grieving wives and confused children, with those of one family being fatherless. At least with multiple wives under one roof the father can be always present.

30 posted on 01/17/2025 3:21:02 AM PST by daniel1212 (Turn 2 the Lord Jesus who saves damned+destitute sinners on His acct, believe, b baptized+follow HIM)
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To: Bookshelf

Happens in trucker TV land too. A favorite episode of the series.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0651781/?ref_=ttep_ep_21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giyrs44KOY0&t=42s


31 posted on 01/17/2025 4:28:50 AM PST by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure..)
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To: Zhang Fei

Oak Ridge Boys

Trying to love two women is like a ball and chain
Trying to love two women is like a ball and chain
Sometimes the pleasure ain’t worth the strain
It’s a long old grind and it tires your mind


32 posted on 01/17/2025 4:44:58 AM PST by DFG
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To: Toddsterpatriot

Don’t say that at a WMU meeting.


33 posted on 01/17/2025 4:52:53 AM PST by Ikeon ( Why don't they, do what they say? Say what they mean? One thing leads to another. )
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To: Zhang Fei

More sensible to say, “Any man can become a Father - but it takes a special, man to be a Dad”


34 posted on 01/17/2025 5:03:19 AM PST by trebb (So many fools - so little time...)
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To: Zhang Fei

I was at the movies, I swear.


35 posted on 01/17/2025 5:08:38 AM PST by lowbridge ("Let’s check with Senator Schumer before we run it" - NY Times)
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To: Toddsterpatriot

Two mothers-in-law!......................


36 posted on 01/17/2025 6:00:17 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Toddsterpatriot

nope, 2 mothers in law.


37 posted on 01/17/2025 6:31:07 AM PST by ronniesgal ( so is it okay that I said that??? GO TRUMP GO!!!!)
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To: Secret Agent Man
The guilt shaming and blame shifting from people who aren’t men or are simps and cucked men, demanding we accept their self-serving definitions of what a man is, are really becoming extremely tiresome and old.

Yeah! A real man would never do such a thing! 😂

38 posted on 01/17/2025 7:05:27 AM PST by Ignatz ("Look, if I offend anybody today, I don't care." -Tom Homan)
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To: buwaya
The ancient system of the harem, as in Muslim emirs and caliphs, is much more haphazard and requires a huge staff...

Well, that goes without saying...

39 posted on 01/17/2025 7:11:42 AM PST by Ignatz ("Look, if I offend anybody today, I don't care." -Tom Homan)
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To: Zhang Fei

Nice trash post.

But you’re a full-blown Zeeper, so not surprised.

Drink less or at least learn to edit yourself.


40 posted on 01/17/2025 7:18:44 AM PST by AAABEST (That time Washington DC became a corrupted, existential threat to us all...)
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